It's official, my toe is Bloke.

[dorkdotdan]

Holy Jesus, So I was running out of a room, barefoot obviously, and My foot hit a post, and my little toe caught. I was still running, and it bent my toe back to the left. Now it's swelling twice it's size, and it's turning dark red. I put an Ice pack on it, but I can't keep it on too long or the rest of my foot gets uber cold. How2Fix?

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[Jetlok]

ITS TURNING INTO A TOMATO

[masterockets]

Furnature is the natural enemy of feet, or in your case, a post

[dorkdotdan]

Holy Fustercluck, This hurts. I mean, Your little toe doesn't even do anything.

[?]

LOOK OUT IT'S ANOTHER ONE!

[Altered]

My snake toe is bleeding!

[Extrude]

It's broken. You shouldn't move it.

[masterockets]

"Sorry, foot, we're gonna have to AMPUTATE"
*chainsaw revving

[dorkdotdan]

It's broken. You shouldn't move it.

I can move my little toe on it's own, well, as much as the swelling allows. I thought you couldn't move a broken body part.

[superslayer]

My snake toe is bleeding!

Wow really? That was probably the most epic thread ever made on this site, but people really remember that? Damn.

[dorkdotdan]

HOLY MOTHER OF forget. THAT WAS THE MOST PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE. (I caught my loving toe in a shoe.)

[Jerkface]

...does it hurt?

[dorkdotdan]

...does it hurt?

NOPE.

[Jerkface]

How about if you move it with your fingers?

[Mr.Noßody]

NOPE.

Oh, you should be fine. Go and walk on it.