I'm being assaulted app

[sorrel]

the app picture, is that...
By George it's Spy's wrist and dagger (or whatever it's called I'm too lazy to look it up)
silly spies

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

OH stuff SOME GUY WITH A KNIFE

better whip out my iphone and use my I'm being assaulted app.

Pray to God you have an iPhone 4S where the dual core chip will load the app in 2.3 seconds as compared to the non-dual core iPhone 4/3GS/3G which will take ~4.5.

You've got 8 updates, btw.

[Marcem]

Wait, if you're being assaulted, wouldn't the guy go for the loving nice phone you have?!

[MegaScientifical]

Why does it look like the icon was taken from the Spy's perspective? I'm not feeling reassured this isn't just a "target has been handled" confirmation app.

[Wedge]

iPhone 4S

Tell Siri you're being assaulted.

[Marcem]

Tell Siri you're being assaulted.

"Reminder: I'm being assaulted

Confirm?"

[Tremrist]

Adam Eisenman is the Spy's real name.

[Destroyer]

Sucks if your emergency contact isn't monitoring their email every 10 seconds.

[Skorpion]

Sucks if your phone goes dead.

[Harm94]

That fiend stole the BLU'S spy's arm and knife!

[Supersylox]

Because if someone is about to KILL YOU, he'll obviously be a polite gentleman and give you the time to load the app.

[Yosher]

"I'm being assaulted! Help!"

"Please install the update to make this app work faster and save more lives!"

[Supersylox]

"I'm being assaulted! Help!"

"Please install the update to make this app work faster and save more lives!"

Now I'm dead.

[Yosher]

Now I'm dead.

CRASH INTO THE SUN
NOW I'M DEAD-LAIK A BAWSS.