At least he wasnt releasing dinosaurs. We have those here in ohio.
He's right you know. After the Cuyahoga caught fire a while back, we realized that the pollution had created genetically mutated birds that became basically cloned dinosaurs. By the time the EPA had been created to go in and clean up the mess, we realized it was too late.
So, the EPA realized that Ohio was such a horribly boring place, and knowing no one would visit, they left it up to us Ohioans to take care of them. Pretty much every kid in Ohio these days is taught how to hunt dinosaurs. It's part of our state history courses in the 5th grade.
Oh and our state bird is actually a red pterodactyl that happens to look like a cardinal.
