Author Topic: Stalker girl from my school came to my house and is outside  (Read 3437 times)

Grab an axe or a hatchet and step outside.

Make funny faces through the windows :D

Grab a shotgun if you have it too

Open your door dressed in full battle gear,
Grab an axe or a hatchet, and step outside.
Watch her either run, or dash into your arms at your display of power and dominance.


Just go outside and say "hello!"

she might be really nice if you get to know her

The shorter/younger the tighter

Just go outside and say "hello!"

she might be really nice if you get to know her

Nope. When she was in like 4th grade, she threw a rock through my window. She even said "I won't be as mean"

Nope. When she was in like 4th grade, she threw a rock through my window. She even said "I won't be as mean"
Don't be a pusillanimous individual and just talk

bring a kitchen knife if you're so scared

Go outside with a knife if you're that scared of her. Tell her to piss off and then go back inside.

Go outside and talk to her, i mean youre not gonna be her bf, or you will? Don't be a wussy man...
Oh yeah and ask her why is she seeking you

Go outside and talk to her, i mean youre not gonna be her bf, or you will? Don't be a wussy man...
Oh yeah and ask her why is she seeking you

forget no. I'm not going outside because i'm half loving sure she's insane.
and I generally don't listen to you, anyway.

MP, Keep in mind its a female so she should be harmless. DIRECT HER ASS TO YOUR BED AND forget HER RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!

MP, Keep in mind its a female so she should be harmless. DIRECT HER ASS TO YOUR BED AND forget HER RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!

Eep, why do I have to keep saying that I am in 9th grade, and she is in 6th grade?

THEN FACE HER, MAGGOT!! or be stalked for the rest of your life, how strong are you (physically)?
or you can call the police...