OH stuff so this is funny cause this like totally happened to my brother.
See theres a thing in New Mexico called Blake's Lottaburger. As a joke we always called it "Blakes Nothingburger". Well one day we went there and ordered a grilled cheese because my brother would only want grilled cheese at one point. They gave us a burger with all the trimmings and an extra slice of melted cheese and no patty. It was quite literally a "nothingburger".