You've been hired to kill the user above you.

[Squideey]

Insert pipe down esophagus. Pump in cement. Pose human statue outside of loved-one's house as they suffocate and their skin contracts around the expanding cement.

Wonderful.

[Ad Bot]

[TheArmyGuy]

Process into a delicious treat of my chooosing.

[steve5451]

I would beat him to death or perhaps spike his drink with deadly poison while he's not paying attention.

[Lesrock]

Fiddle with the pilot light in his oven and ask him to make some pie.

[Firecycle]

Gun to head.

His head, not mine.

[The Corporation]

I'd be all
*wassup bro*
and then he'd explode from my awesomeness

B)

[Mardalf]

I'd walk up to you and esssSSssSssplode

[The Corporation]

I'd walk up to you and esssSSssSssplode

Then I'd respawn walk up to you and be all like

and then you would

esssSSssSssplode

[Lesrock]

upload a virus to his PC then he would

esssSSssSssplode

[Travis [bob36455]]

I'll cut your stomach open, break your ribs, make you suck your richard, then cut off you nipples and staple you in the face till death.

[steve5451]

Make him stare at his avatar until he seizures to death.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

CHAINSAW TIME!!! :D

[FireFish]

Timed release pills filled with acid that will burn you from the inside out.

[plad101]

i would feed you peelz and you would

esssSSssSssplode

[Mardalf]

grenade/toilet booby trap

esssSSssSssplode

Avast your ass