(RPWS)Role Play WarriorSRPWS Life of a Brony JOURNAL
Written by Seany
Edited by Deraj
Remastered by FailWhale
Staring
Se'an Bl Name-seany
REST OF RPWS
The Daily Life of a Brony
Chapter 1: Loss of Harmony
Se’an was sitting in his room, contently reading a My Little Pony fanfic. Suddenly, Fudge walked in.
“Hey,” said Fudge, “You wanna play against the BOSS in Halo: Reach?”
Se’an groaned. “Can’ t you see I’m doing something important here?”
“Reading a fanfic?”
Se’an nodded quickly. “YES. It’s the best part! Twilight and her friends are fighting Discord and Nightmare Moon and…” Fudge stared at Se’an as Se’an trailed off into endless details of which Fudge had no interest in.
“…You scared that you’ll lose to me?” taunted Fudge.
“I’m not scared,” replied Se’an, “With my values of teamwork and friendship I can beat any challenge!”
“Well,” said Fudge with a smirk on his face, “Let’s play and we’ll test your theory.”
“FINE,” said Se’an exasperatedly. “I could swear you were Discord for getting me to agree to these things…” he added under his breath. Fudge ignored the reference, and they both went to Fudge’s room to play Halo: Reach.
Seven matches into the game, Se’an started asking Fudge something.
“Could you possible stop using such rude names? They can hurt people’s feelings and ruin our friendship, and you know friendship is magi-“ Fudge cut Se’an off exasperatedly.
“Shut up, you stupid Brony! Why does EVERYTHING have to be about ponies?! Discord this! Harmony that! Magic, friendship, blah, blah, blah!”
Se’an put down his controller. He stared at Fudge with an angry look on his face.
“So…” he said quietly, “…you think My Little Pony is stupid, do you…?”
Jared walked by Fudge’s room, and he heard some very loud noises from inside. It sounded like a very one-sided fight.
“What the hell are you guys doing in there?!” yelled Jared.
A gaping hole was blasted into Fudge’s wall, and Fudge subsequently flew out of it.
“Holy stuff!” yelled Jared.
Se’an stepped out of the hole in the wall.
“GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!” he yelled in an inhuman voice.
“What the hell are you doing, Se’an?!” demanded Jared. “Fudge is your friend! You wouldn’t hurt a friend, right?”
“forget friendship!” yelled Se’an. “That starfish is dead!” He starts running towards the direction that Fudge flew in.
“YOU’RE GONNA DIE LIKE A BOSS!” he yelled.
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Se’an chased Fudge around the RPWS building until he succeeded in grabbing him, diving out of a window, and smashing him into the ground, leaving a large crater. He began growling in an inhuman way. Fudge looked up at him, barely conscious at this point.
“Se’an!” yelled Jared, running out of the RPWS building. “What are you doing?! You might actually kill him!”
Se’an stared at Jared, his eyes glowing red with rage. Jared felt a twinge of fear when he looked at Se’an’s eyes.
“Um…never mind…” he said, backing off. Se’an proceeded to smash Fudge deeper and deeper into the ground. Shanny, Angel, Izzy, and Chris walked outside where Fudge was getting beaten.
“What is going on?” asked Izzy in confusion.
“I have no idea,” replied Angel, “but I am loving it. Smash him some more, Se’an!”
“Fudge pissed off Se’an and now I can’t get Se’an to stop attacking him!” yelled Jared.
“I got this,” said Shanny, pulling out her knife in the blink of an eye. She ran at Se’an and drove the knife into his arm.
“What are you doing?!” yelled Jared. “Don’t kill him!”
Shanny yelled back, “You want him to stop, ri-“ She was interrupted by a swift kick to her stomach. She fell on the ground choking and clutching her stomach.
“Thanks for the knife…” said Se’an in a demonic voice. He looked at the knife curiously, then quickly licked his blood off of it. Everyone stared in fear and disgust. Jared pulled out his Military Rifle.
“I…I guess this is the only way…” said Jared, aiming carefully. He fired the rifle at Se’an’s head.
“Hm?” said Se’an. Without turning around, he threw Shanny’s knife and it collided with Jared’s bullet in midair. Everyone stared in disbelief as the knife and the bullet fell to the ground.
“Anymore interruptions,” started Se’an,” and I’m afraid I’ll have t-“ He was interrupted by a large explosion underneath him.
“CHRIS!” yelled Jared.
“What?!” Chris yelled back.” It wasn’t me!”
“It was me…” said Izzy slowly. Everyone stared at him.
“…Told you,” said Chris.
The smoke cleared, and Se’an was unconscious, lying in the blast crater.
“He’s unconscious…” said Jared. “Damn…”
“Damn it!” yelled Angel. “Fudge is still alive!” he yelled, pointing to Fudge’s almost dead body. Everyone stared at him.
“Uh, I mean…Woohoo…yay…he stopped…”
Chapter 2: Dark secrets
*Se'an activates the simulator*
Se'an: alright... Here goes...
Computer: loading... Warning code may be harmful to system authorization required
Se'an: override code level 12: x397n1235
Computer: proceed with caution
*Se'an enters the simulation unaware that Jared and Emily followed him in*
*They appear in a dark quiet room*
Jared: geese it’s dark in here
Emily: what is this place?
Jared: I don’t know I haven’t seen this simulation before
???: hello
Jared: whose there?
*Jared turns around to see a little girl with a black dress on and glowing red eyes*
Emily: what are you doing on here? This place could be dangerous
???: I know... I don’t know where else to go... He never let me leave...
Jared: who?
*the girl looked at the ground starting to cry*
Emily: don’t worry it'll be alright. What’s your name?
???: Marissa...
Emily: that’s a nice name
Jared: c’mon we don’t have time for this simulated bullstuff we have to find Se'an and see what he’s doing
Marissa: please don’t leave I’m always alone... With him...
Jared: who?
Marissa: ... Se'an...
Emily: Se'an keeps you locked in here?
Jared: ignore it she’s just simulated
Se'an: Marissa?
Marissa: Onichan!!!
*Marissa runs at Se'an and jumps into his arms*
Se'an: don’t run off like that
*Se'an glares at Emily and Jared*
Se'an: What are you doing here?!
Jared: mind explaining?
Se'an: mind your business
*Jared looks at Se'an surprised by the hostility in his voice*
Jared: this isn’t like you... Tell me what this is about NOW that’s an order
Se'an:... You should leave... Before you get hurt...
*Jared grabs his rifle*
Jared: is that a threat?
Marissa: no!!! Don’t hurt onichan!!!
*large black tentacles come out of Marissa's shadow and grab Jared and his rifle*
Se'an: Marissa stop!
*Marissa puts Jared down and she starts crying*
Marissa: I thought he was gonna hurt you...
Se'an: it’s alright... They were just leaving... I have to leave to...
Marissa: what?! No take me with you! You can’t leave me here again!
*Marissa clenched her fists and began to cry blood as her tentacles appeared again*
Se'an: computer emergency shutdown protocol 97536!!!
Computer: acknowledged
*the simulation ends as Marissa's tentacles was about to pierce Emily's throat*
Jared: what the hell was all that?!
Se'an: you would be wise not to ask too many questions
Emily: who was that girl?
*Se'an holds a knife to her throat*
Se'an: I’m getting tired... Goodnight...
To be continued...
Jared: Shanny I need a favor...
Shanny: uuuuuuugh
Jared: I need you to get a book from Se'an
Shanny: ew why one of his books?
Jared: no no no no... I mean his journal
Shanny: that’s even worse!!!
Jared: ssssshhhhh he'll hear you
Emily: please we really need it
Shanny: you guys are sick but fine fine ill get it... You owe me Jared...
Jared: dammit!!!
*Shanny sneaks into the room and ninjas the journal*
Shanny: here... I expect ALOT of favors for this..
Jared: %*&% #%*? &$#@ @$& &#@%!
*Jared opens the journal*
Day 1
Marissa... She’s so calm... I thought she would be a little more... Destructive... I feel sad for her... Her dilemma is awful... Having to deal with all of those evil thoughts and horrid memories... Well she’s getting restless now so I should get back to her.
Day 26
Her eyes... They glow red with hatred and rage... The fire in her eyes burning brighter with hatred every second... I think she needs to get out of here... I’ll let her out tomorrow
Day 50
Horrible... Horrible idea... She... Destroyed the entire city... Murdered everyone... Rampaged for about 25 days straight... Her eyes aren’t as angry but... Was it all worth it? Thousands of lives thrown away? And for what? Her thirst for violence and release is nowhere near quenched... Well she seems pretty happy every time she sees me... I hope that is enough...
Day 2,357,546
So long since my last entry... Saw a pretty interesting show about ponies... She loves it... But there are some gory and sick fan fictions about it that she absolutely loves... I don’t blame her for any of this... It’s my fault she’s like this... If only she didn’t have to feel all of my negative thoughts... She is the living embodiment of all of my negative thoughts... Hate... Sadness... Everything... She hurts bad... Although I thank her for her strength I wish there was another way... I have to go... Were reading cupcakes tonight.
*Jared, Shanny, John, Emily, and Chris walk into Se'an's room*
John: great gotta go into the mind of a brony...
Jared: just do it
John: alright
*John uses his mind entry to look into Se'an's mind*
Marissa: hello
John: who the hell are you?
Marissa: dont talk to me that way...
John: what are you gonna do about it?
Marissa: let’s play a game...
*after 10 minutes John's nose starts bleeding and he exits Se'an's mind*
John: aaaaaagh!!!!!!
Shanny: What happened in there?
John: she... She... She... I... Cant...
*John falls unconscious on the floor*
Jared: geese... It’s pretty bad in there... Well... Let’s go in...
*Jared starts the simulation and enters the bypass code*
Marissa: hi Jared
Jared: Where’d everyone else go?
Marissa: 4 against 1 isn’t fair in my game
Jared: What kind of game?
Marissa: Maybe monopoly... Se'an always lets me win.. It’s no fun...
Jared: seriously?
Marissa: hahaha you’re so funny you actually believed me!!!
Jared: why you little...
Marissa: no no no you can’t say mean things it’s not good sportsmanship...
Jared: ugh please explain this game...
Marissa: well I do what I want and you try to survive
*Marissa grins evilly at Jared*
Jared: dammit what have I gotten myself into...
Marissa: round 1: Gluttony
Jared: oh hell
Marissa: where is he... Hm... There he is!
*Jared turns around and sees a large hulking beast behind him*
*the beast has large sharp teeth dripping with blood and has bones and flesh stuck between them*
Jared: oh... My... God...
*Jared reaches for his rifle and shoots the beast in the head*
Marissa: nononono I should have taken your gun!! Round 2: Pride
*a dark cloud surrounds Jared*
Voices: hello Jared... We’ve been expecting you...
Jared: who are?
Voices: were your true thoughts... Let’s cut to the chase... Why are you here?
Jared: helping Se'an deal with Marissa...
Voices: why? What has he done for you? Does he truly appreciate you? You’re too good for all these people... You could do their jobs on your own...
Jared: I could couldn’t I..
Deraj: your will is truly pitiful isn’t it?
Jared: uhm I don’t...
Deraj: just shut up and listen... She'll kill you if you give in to this crap... I can’t let you do that... Be bad for my situation got it?
Marissa: oooooooooh your getting me ANGRY!!!
Marissa: ... I don’t like lust so... You will keep it a secret if I skip it?
Jared: I understand...
Marissa: round 3: sloth!!!
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*Marissa cries*
Marissa: why why why isn’t anything working out for me!!!
*dark energy whips around Marissa striking the floor and hitting Jared*
Marissa: final round: wrath, envy, greed!!!
*Deraj rises from Marissa's shadows*
Deraj: well well... Looks like I don't need you anymore...
Marissa: you must kill him... You can’t leave without his body...
Deraj: oh what fun!
Deraj: well now...
*Jared takes out his military rifle and lands a bullet right between Deraj's eyes*
Deraj: ha ha ha that tickles...
*the bullet hole in Deraj's head heals over*
Deraj: ha ha i have no real physical being, you cant put a scratch on me... Which means i dont have to hold back!!!
*Deraj runs at Jared as Jared fills Deraj with bullets*
Shanny: wait just a second
*Shanny is holding a knife to Marissa's neck*
Marissa: let go!!! You should be dead right now!!! Onichan help me!!!
* Shanny slits Marissa's throat*
*Deraj fades away*
Deraj: well I guess it was to good to be true
*Se'an sprints into the room*
Se'an: what... What did you do... You... Killed her... Now Im... Alone... Here... I-... Will... Kill... You...
Shanny: ide like to see you try
*Se'an explodes with dark energy, his eyes turned red*
Shanny: bring it
*four hours later*
*Shanny falls to her knees, every inch of her body covered in large gashes*
*Se'an grabs Marissa in his arms and cries*
Se'an: please be ok please...
Marissa crying: its so cold... I dont like it Onichan...
*Se'an notices her eyes were glowing dimmer and dimmer*
Marissa: please dont let me die...
Se'an: I wont... I would never leave you alone again...
*Se'an hugs Marissa and the simulation ends*
One Week later
Jared: alright Se'an open the door!!! Its been a week please talk to us about it...
*Jared opens the door and sees Se'an playing monopoly with a little red eyed girl.
Chapter 3: Battle of Friends
Jared: How did she get here?
Se'an: Well... I had to make some sacrifices...
Jared: what kind of sacrifices?
*Se'an points to his left arm which is completely missing and his left eye which is also missing*
Jared: I see... oh stuff sorry no offence!
Se'an: it’s alright... but be a little careful she’s a little... irritable
Marissa: Mr. Jared would you play monopoly with us? I want to see the look on your face when I utterly destroy you...
*An evil smile forms on Marissa’s face as she describes what the game would be like*
Jared: no thanks I have to go practice...
Se'an: Alright well finish up here then we need to practice
Jared: we?
Marissa: He’s gonna teach me how to destroy people in the real world!
*Marissa’s face lights up with excitement*
Jared: is this a good idea?
Se'an: I’m contemplating that myself...
Marissa: aw c’mon Onichan I wanna kill something
Se'an whispering: not helping your case here...
Jared: well ill allow it... although ill probably regret it...
*a few hours later*
Computer: beginning simulation... Stage: Cloudsdale, Teams: Se'an and Marissa vs Jared and Shanny
Se'an: alright remember our strategy
Marissa: I won’t take out my weapon unless absolutely necessary
Computer: Begin
*Shanny takes out her knife and charges at Se'an*
*Se'an takes a out a red katana and clashes with Shanny's knife*
Shanny: that’s new
Se'an: I’ve got a lot of new tricks
*Se'an pushes Shanny away with his sword*
*Shanny does a back flip and lands on her feet*
Jared:... seriously I have to fight a little girl...
Marissa: don’t take me lightly...
*Marissa appears behind Jared and removes the clip from his military rifle*
Marissa: can’t have you playing with those nasty bullets
Jared: HOW THE-
*Jared gets kicked in the face and falls onto the ground*
Jared: damnit kid your gonna get it...
*Jared takes out a knife and swiftly cuts Marissa’s arm*
Marissa: OUCH that’s sharp... ONICHAN can I take out my blade yet?
Se'an: NO
*Shanny and se'an's blades connect sending sparks flying through the air*
Shanny: you hold up surprisingly well
Se'an: well I do have a sword...
Shanny: don’t get distracted
*Shanny cuts Se'an's leg*
Se'an: AGH DAMNIT
*Se'an and Shanny run at each other*
*they both clash swords*
*they both fall to the ground bleeding from the chest*
Se'an: stalemate... I feel so special...
Shanny: DAMNIT IT WAS A FLUKE!!!
*they both fade from the simulation*
Marissa: well... I’m bored so I’m just gonna kill you now...
*dark energy swirls around Marissa’s arm and forms into a large pitch black scythe in her hands*
Marissa: now to get serious...
Jared: aaaaawww stuff why does this stuff always happen TO ME!?!?!?
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