The Collapse of the American Dream

[dkamm65]

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[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

I had an American dream once.. I was too fat to move~

that hurts me, Tails
that hurts me right in the mouth, since I have so many cavities

[tails]

that hurts me, Tails
that hurts me right in the mouth, since I have so many cavities

I almost collapsed under my own weight!

[Night Fox]

I almost collapsed under my own weight!

I had to have all of my teeth replaced with dentures because of how horribly crooked and rotted my teeth are it's absolutely insane I tell you

[tails]

Cracked under the weight!

[Night Fox]

my teeth were so bad when I still had them that even my dentures started getting cavities!

[IkeTheGeneric]

"The American dream"

[Night Fox]

"The American dream"

heeeellll yeeaaaah

[Man 2]

Moral of the story: If you have a time machine, always go back to 1955 to fill your gas tank.

[DrenDran]

Wow, great little movie.

[Mulch]

I'm hoping for a democratic majority in congress next election year. When that happens I'm going to write to my congressman asking him to bring it up.

[Dissolve]

I knew most of this already.

Not the stuff about the wars and JFK though.

[Night Fox]

you know what this video has made me decide to never get a credit card and only get loans when they're absolutely necessary
<3 u video uploader

[Mulch]

I knew most of this already.

Not the stuff about the wars and JFK though.

JKF? Possibly. Waterloo? Certainly.

[Cucumber!]

I don't follow politics well, so who is the guy whose name is "withheld for scary security reasons"?

Or does anyone have a clue?