I might be getting a tobacco offensive.

[asablief]

I've been at this academy for 2 years and the only bad things on my record is 1 demerit and a counseling statement both for a messy room. Now I might be getting a TO for the most horrible luck i've ever loving encountered.

So my friend asks me "hey dude check through my closet and see if you can find me dip"

So I was all "oke" and started checking for his stuff. I eventually found a can of dip, so as I was pulling it out, Captain Maguire, the loving provost marshall of cadet patrol walks in, and see me holding my friends dip in my friends closet.

loving seriously. How the hell am I supposed to explain that to my parents, never mind the loving commandant.

[Ad Bot]

[Name is Unavailable]

Be honest. If they don't believe you, tell them to kiss your ass.

[rockslide26]

Don't do stuff for other people, especially if it's something stupid like that.

[asablief]

It's a military academy.
It's not a public school were I can be all "fuk u teechr" all defiant and stuff, and then get my mom to back me up.

[Frontrox]

20 years solitary confinement, or firing squad!

[Nepthan]

How did you get into a military academy in the first place

[asablief]

Don't do stuff for other people, especially if it's something stupid like that.

noedit: If you're talking about my friend, I did it because I really had nothing better to do, it's not like he was forcing me.

20 years solitary confinement, or firing squad!

It usually results in "eagles challenge" which is a 25 mile hike up a mountain

How did you get into a military academy in the first place

Mainly becuase I'm lazy unorganized and my grades sucked

[Frontrox]

It usually results in "eagles challenge" which is a 25 mile hike up a mountain

Pffft, i can do that in my sleep.

[Kira100000]

it's not yours

whats the problem

[TheKhoz]

Don't do stuff for other people, especially if it's something stupid like that.

This.

it's not yours

whats the problem

And this.

[asablief]

Pffft, i can do that in my sleep.

In the freezing cold, in six inches of snow, running most of the way, sleeping on a table, cereal without milk, 0300 wakeup, etc.

Besides i'd much rather be at home then on blood mountain.

it's not yours

whats the problem

I was holding it.

[Blastdown]

"he asked me to find his dip so I found his dip"

[Stocking]

Start a cult of chaos marines and slaughter the soldiers loyal to the false god-emperor.

Then claim the academy as your own with yourself as the headmaster.

[asablief]

Start a cult of chaos marines and slaughter the soldiers loyal to the false god-emperor.

Then claim the academy as your own with yourself as the headmaster.

ooohoo man funny joke dawg

[Frontrox]

In the freezing cold, in six inches of snow, running most of the way, sleeping on a table, cereal without milk, 0300 wakeup, etc.

Oh, that sucks.