Author Topic: I might be getting a tobacco offensive. (Read 3079 times)

asablief · October 25, 2011, 08:30:23 PM

"10 / 25 / 11 - Commandant's Office

Cadet CPL. THURLEY and Cadet PFC. BAKER
Assigned Eagle Challenge, TO

Report to Loading Dock 11 / 11 /11

Signed Commandant of Cadets
Lieutenant Colonel Jarrard (USMC)

Bravo Company Tac Officer
Captain Watkins (US ARMY retired)
Corporal Gibson (USMC)"

Gotta give em credit for a quick response
but i know where i'll be at 3am on the 12 of november
and it's certainly not in a warm bed at home

no mage im not gay

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Donro98 · October 25, 2011, 08:38:04 PM

Quote from: asablief on October 25, 2011, 08:30:23 PM

"10 / 25 / 11 - Commandant's Office

Cadet CPL. THURLEY and Cadet PFC. BAKER
Assigned Eagle Challenge, TO

Report to Loading Dock 11 / 11 /11

Signed Commandant of Cadets
Lieutenant Colonel Jarrard (USMC)

Bravo Company Tac Officer
Captain Watkins (US ARMY retired)
Corporal Gibson (USMC)"

Gotta give em credit for a quick response
but i know where i'll be at 3am on the 12 of november
and it's certainly not in a warm bed at home

no mage im not gay

Looks like you won't be playing skyrim

Just tell them the truth.

asablief · October 25, 2011, 08:39:32 PM

the best part is that it's right after a 3 hour parade which is 3 miles of marching

forget me

Quote from: Donro98 on October 25, 2011, 08:38:04 PM

Looks like you won't be playing skyrim
Just tell them the truth.

im going to try to appeal. The Commandant knows who I am.

LizzyRascal · October 25, 2011, 08:41:36 PM

Quote from: Stocking on October 25, 2011, 07:33:24 PM

Start a cult of chaos marines and slaughter the soldiers loyal to the false god-emperor.

Then claim the academy as your own with yourself as the headmaster.

>Agree

Bisjac · October 25, 2011, 08:49:50 PM

what can they do? other then trick you into being all fearful of the nothings that will happen.

asablief · October 25, 2011, 08:50:31 PM

Quote from: Bisjac on October 25, 2011, 08:49:50 PM

what can they do? other then trick you into being all fearful of the nothings that will happen.

I'm holding a signed statment that says I have to do a 28 mile force march

Grumpy · October 25, 2011, 08:51:41 PM

why didn't you just say that he asked you to find it so you found it for him...

Proog · October 25, 2011, 08:51:48 PM

Jokes on you for having stuffty friends.

asablief · October 25, 2011, 08:52:48 PM

Quote from: Grumpy on October 25, 2011, 08:51:41 PM

why didn't you just say that he asked you to find it so you found it for him...

i did
he said, verbatim
"bullstuff"

Quote from: Proog on October 25, 2011, 08:51:48 PM

Jokes on you for having stuffty friends.

it's not the easiest thing to have good friends in an environment of reprobates

Grumpy · October 25, 2011, 08:53:33 PM

Quote from: asablief on October 25, 2011, 08:52:48 PM

i did
he said, verbatim

Then you should just go to a public school instead

@Ike, it's chewing tobacco i believe

IkeTheGeneric · October 25, 2011, 08:54:35 PM

>>Holding a can of (wait what the forget is 'dip')

the devil raised you, son

asablief · October 25, 2011, 08:54:56 PM

chewing tobacco

IkeTheGeneric · October 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM

Tell your friend to look the guy who got all pissy with you in the eyes and tell him he doesn't own the tobacco

asablief · October 25, 2011, 09:00:30 PM

What's done is done. I'll try to get an appeal but the record is currently set in stone.

carolcat · October 25, 2011, 09:01:31 PM

This is why I don't make friends :l

But dang, that sucks :c