The Truth About Showers

[carolcat]

People get undressed... outside of the bathroom?

I don't.
For me it's pretty much:

Undress
Turn on water/shower and get it to the right temperature
Shampoo my hair with whatever shampoo is nearby and rinse
Shave
Condition hair with whatever conditioner is nearby and rinse
Wash self with bodywash
Turn off water and dry off
Wrap body in large towel, go to room, and get dressed
Go back and spray hair with lightener
Go to mom's bathroom to use her blowdryer
Go back, comb hair, and spray bangs with hairspray

I take my clothes off in the bathroom, throw them in a pile.
Take clothes to the clothes bins, separating colors and whites. (Like we should still be doing in America)

d'ohoho

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[carolcat]

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I know right? I do that a lot.

[Citrus]

This is just....idk

[Yosher]

"Adjust breasts."

I lol'd there.

[Riot]

This is pretty accurate, except I don't avoid the mat and make "Woo-Woo" noises.

[Pengie]

Accurate, and afterwards:
-Burn self with hair dryer
-Blow dry hair
-Spend twenty minutes looking for hair brush
-Burn self with hair straightener
-Straighten hair
-Spend twenty minutes looking for hair bands

[Dnitro]

BY THE WAY COD cigaretteS BATTLEFIELD 3 loving OWNS YOUR stuff.

It's my stuff and I NEED IT NOW.
Besides MW3 hasn't come out yet. MW3 could be stuff or the best game ever. We don't know yet. But I have to admit, it looks fantastic.

Anyways, For showers I usually
Get iPod and go upstairs
Grab sleep clothes (the shirt I wore that day and athletic shorts/sweatpants and new underwear)
Plug in iPod to charge
Go downstairs to the bathroom, start shower.
Undress, place dirty clothes in the basket. Place sleep clothes on top of the basket.
make sure shower is warm, then get in.
Duck to wet my hair and wash hair with Head n Shoulders.
Get the shampoo out of my hair.
Wash myself with some generic body soap. (although now i'm using ODER BLOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEER)
entrepreneur le wash if necessary.
Get out, dry off.
Change into sleep clothes.