OP is king of blowing things out of proportion.Anyway this storm is small. We get 2-foot storms a lot in Maine.
I hope someone snowballs you.
I woke up (...) as stiff as a log.
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OKAY GUYS, I HAVE PLENTY OF SODA, BREAD AND TOILET PAPER STORED IN MY BASEMENT NOW. WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH!.