Welp, my cousions prego.

[Bisjac]

lol the op makes it sound like he knocked her up himself.

also, that broken condom stuff almost never happens. its a lie that idiots use later on to make others think they at least tried to be responsible.
plus the morning after pill is incredibly easy to get, and you can use it up to like 2-3 days afterward anyways.

[Ad Bot]

[Skorpion]

lol the op makes it sound like he knocked her up himself.

thats the joke
though its not funny as it will be a deformed piece of inbred stuff

[Blockomanian]

[Serge64]

Ow, sauce made out of relatives... 

[Lando The Climber]

This reminds me of the time my friend found phone numbers on the bandstands and texted them all "wanna bang 2nite?"

[fred da kiko]

if that happened to me i think the conversation would go a little like "the condom broke, i'm pregnant" "abort it!" "no, that's against my christian values" "well guess what you hypocritical slut, you're on your own!"

[Aces]

if that happened to me i think the conversation would go a little like "the condom broke, i'm pregnant" "abort it!" "no, that's against my christian values" "well guess what you hypocritical slut, you're on your own!"

You'd have to pay for it anyways, lol.

[fred da kiko]

You'd have to pay for it anyways, lol.

do you think it's more expensive to get an abortion or to raise a child?

[Aces]

do you think it's more expensive to get an abortion or to raise a child?

I was talking about the child.

[fred da kiko]

I was talking about the child.

i'll punch the bitch in the gut 8 months in and break that little bastard's skull.

[Aces]

i'll punch the bitch in the gut 8 months in and break that little bastard's skull.

And go to prison.

[DrenDran]

It's called an abortion.
They're probably not even that expensive anymore.

if that happened to me i think the conversation would go a little like "the condom broke, i'm pregnant" "abort it!" "no, that's against my christian values" "well guess what you hypocritical slut, you're on your own!"

The real question is, why would you forget one of those?

[fred da kiko]

And go to prison.

i'd do it after giving her ruphies, then act all surprised and shocked.

It's called an abortion.
They're probably not even that expensive anymore.

The real question is, why would you forget one of those?

if they were hot and wanted to forget me why the hell not. i wouldn't date one though.

[DrenDran]

if they were hot and wanted to forget me why the hell not. i wouldn't date one though.

this guy
he knows

[(Fallen)]

My bad man I should have used magnum extra large but I used the trojans that were to small.