I just got assulted by a heavy wooden door.

[stuntman021]

door assault is a serious crime

[Ad Bot]

[Mulch]

How do you hump a door?

[Ladios]

A 6 inch thick wooden fireproof door... there are a couple things here I find rather unlikely. At the very least hyperbole's.

[Night Fox]

A 6 inch thick wooden fireproof door... there are a couple things here I find rather unlikely. At the very least hyperbole's.

I think the wooden part is the hyperbole
it's probably made out of flower stems

[Funkadelic]

Ouch. Revolving doors are my weakness.

[*FacePalm*]

Burn it 
Huurrr

[steve5451]

When I borked my door way back, my parents got cheap and replaced it with a flimbsy hollowed out door that loving bends and twists from pulling it. I quite often get locked in/out because of it bending and catching the carpet or wall. I have to practically bust it open.
Im gonna ask for a real door for Christmas.

[Morpheus]

Take it court.

dat avatar....I LIKE.

[John Freeman]

I'm watching my door. It's mocking me

[Sheath]

Ribs D:

Someone once left one of those plug-in air freshers on the sofa. I jumped onto the sofa, landed on my side, and the prongs that go into the plug socket went between my ribs. Hurt so much, I panicked I had forgeted something up inside of me HAHA. But nothing happened lol.

[Yosher]

Yeah, I hate it so much when doors go and assault you like you've done something to them.
They're watching me every day now and I'm scared.



But seriously though, it's never happened to me :U

[Cancel]

get back to the kitchen cumdump

this.

[Skorpion]

Fire doors are designed to slow down the fire. It can take around half an hour for one to be burned down. More if it's thicker.

[Aphtonites]

Show us on the doll where the door touched you.

[Nymethus]

*Looks at door
*brofist