I used to like those Dachshunds things until I found out they have back issues and are one of the most aggressive breeds of a dog you can get.
I don't really like dogs anymore. They are too jumpy, barky, bitey, and they make the house and everything they touch smell. As puppies they are just stuffting machines. Sure, you can train or teach your dog to be better behaved, but nobody ever seems to loving bother. At least most cats keep to themselves when you want a break.