Oh right. NO SOFT MATTRESSES OH MY GOD
No you see it's different from hiking with your dad on a relaxing weekend.
It's marching. You know, left right left right, lean back, cover down, dress right, don't bob? And when you get a break from marching you have to keep the pace with Kevin. There's 1 break halfway, at the summit. You also repeat the trails 3 times. No talking, no falling back, blah blah
Inevitably you're going to be all "loel easy" because you're a hardass right.
