Well, the thing is, I'm actually able to do that.
Skip, I can't believe I have to say this to you: it's his thread, it's silly to tell him to go away, and it's even sillier to say something like "What, are you going to ban me from your thread?". You don't really have a place in his topic, and neither of you can make each other leave the topic either way.
Both of you stop being asshats and move on. Neither of you are going to leave because Skip is too proud to admit he's being an asshat, and...well...it's Dren's topic.