He is quite the ladies' man and any gal - or fellow - he desires will swoon to him and meet his demands.
His actions, no matter how foolish, always result in more antics for him to part take in and more wenches for him to please.
He does so uphold an indefinite amount of "swag", that even Sir Monocle looks upon him with envy.
He is CopBlock.
And he may not always be a silly goose, but when he is, he is on the blockland forums...pantsless.