"Dear IkeTheGeneric,Why did you put small red text that spells out "Banned :c" under your name? I am very curious.Sincerely, Bloody Mary, yours in Christ."
"Dear IkeTheGenericWhy is your avatar a fat kid screaming "KFC!". I saw it was a white kid screaming birds a few days ago, I liked that one better. Lando The Climber"
"Hello Ike.I mail you on behalf of your topic. Because of the example you gave there, I will follow that template:'Herro ikedagnekic, i was just wonderin how tiny ur pennus is ok, cus its tiny etc. also you are homo pls confirm that. k? would be sweet, ok? So well cya around den on the bl forums ok then bye"Kind regards, TAG"
"Dear IkeTheGenericWill you forget me?Love Jacob/Lee"
"so one time i was talking to my friend and turns out she had and i already had love with her what do i do??????????????????? :( :( :(sincerely, Skateaton"
"are you midget IRL please reply asapLove Extrude"
Stop drop and roll.
"Dearest Ike,Yesterday I was masturbating brown townly with a sheathed knife for a very thrilling sense of danger while still receiving intense loveual pleasure. In my haste near climax, the knife's sheath came off and fell deep into my intestines, with the blade then tearing my inner rectal wall to pieces. I now have the most severe case of brown town bleeding and pieces of my insides continuously fall out of my back door without warning. I'm now standing up while typing you this, and I need help fast. My liver is currently dangling from my ass by a few strings of butt hair and I am afraid. Please give me ideas of what to do.Sincerely, Mega Bear."
"Dear monday Lover,Why did you get banned good sir. It is such a petty to loose such a prominent member of the community but ah... these things do happen. Hope to hear back from you soon. Sincerely, Kira"
"Dear Princess IkeTheGeneric,Are you prepared to make love to a crustacean.Eagerly awaiting your response,Ector"
"Dear Ikei <3 sporkDo you?-Travis"
"dear kikethegeneroricwhy did you steel my idealove your boyfraond"
"Hello Dyke Ike,I was wondering, how do you even make your skin as soft as a goat's nipple?Your friend, FatKatarezi"
"So i woke up and all of a sudden there was a man who had boobies and asked me to shove my face in them then i did but it turns out THEY WERE MY TITS and so i licked my tits and it feeleed good ythen THE STORY WAS A RUSEI HAVE THE CARlove skateaton"
"dear IketheGenerichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5vf9SQ0u6Uyours truly, Kingdaro"
"dear ickthejenderici was on myspace today and i found sumwun neighmed ikethegeneric, why do peple copie yu.XOXOX Lando The Climber"
"brotherDAYUM brother LOOK AT ALL DAT KFC forgetFOR RIZZLE forgetASSNIGFAMforgetMCYYE"
"dear ikethegenericO Flower of Scotland,When will we seeYour like again,That fought and died for,Your wee bit Hill and Glen,And stood against him,Proud Edward's Army,And sent him homeward,Tae think again.The Hills are bare now,And Autumn leavesLie thick and still,O'er land that is lost now,Which those so dearly held,That stood against him,Proud Edward's Army,And sent him homeward,Tae think again.Those days are past now,And in the pastThey must remain,But we can still rise now,And be the nation again,That stood against him,Proud Edward's Army,And sent him homeward,Tae think again.O Flower of Scotland,When will we seeYour like again,That fought and died for,Your wee bit Hill and Glen,And stood against him,Proud Edward's Army,And sent him homeward,Tae think again.love corries"
"THANKS ALLOD ICETHEFATY MY MOM SAW ME FAPPING READING YOUR PROFILE AND SHE SPANKDE ME WITH HER FLOPPY RUBBER, CONE THING"
"Dear Ike,Are you a fatty? These results will further my studies.Signed, a concerned citizen."
136 pounds heavy.
"dear ike the poopwhat rhymtes with poop,,sigend poopblock"
"Dear IkeTheGenericI can't think of anything funny or witty to say to you in a message. can you come up with something?love Custard"
"dear kikewowe you rely got me i tot u was BANDgod oenYoURES TRULOALDY-pwny fucr"
Okay!
"hi ike,i was wonderin if you would go out with me??? i like long walks on the beach but i am not allowed in the state of kentuckyyor biggerest fan,dracpot"
