user mail - send me PMs and I will answer them!

[dkamm65]

I never got a reply.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

I never got a reply.

it was just an image.

"Dear Ike

I am foop.

From David le foypducjc"

Okay.

"98ikethePOOPLORD

will u mary me if i change y name to sience :)

ps my name is science

signed science"

No.

"deer ike,

wtf who is that bich you are married to?? i will fukin kill her... lets run away together??

love dracpot"

Oh no!

"Durr Ike,

Question.

-PowerDag"

Answer.

Hurr.

"dear ikethegeneric,

how long is your rooster, and can you use it as a semi-automatic carbine if needed

sincerely,
this guy
"

Honestly, five inches.

[Kingdaro]

Honestly, five inches.

wait so what is the body height to richard length ratio

[IkeTheGeneric]

wait so what is the body height to richard length ratio

Well, I'm 6'3"

you do the math

"dear faty,
"

I agree.

[Ector]

Well, I'm 6'3"

you do the math


I agree.

yay we get to do richard MATH

[Kingdaro]

Well, I'm 6'3"

you do the math

lolwut

mine's the same size and i'm only 5'0"

so um

what does this mean.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"dear ike
im gay
sincerely gay man"

ok

"Dear IkeTheGeneric,

are you doge?"

No, I am not.

"dr ikthgnric

i cant us th lttr aftr b wat do plz halp

lov

random prson

p.enis you didnt tll m if you could us your richard as a smi-automatic carbin"

Huh

[Comatose]

I fixed my 'e' key.

I just wish I could've edited my pm so it was coherent.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Dear IkeTheGeneric,

today I looked at your avatar and I thought you'd been banned
so I looked at your profile and WHOOOALEE stuff YOU AREN'T BANNED

bye"

Yes.

"Dear, IketheGeneric king of all gods.

Why are you here?

With no love Skyra"

Because I will be.

[Boston Terrier]

Answer my very important mail please

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Dear Ikethegeneric,
I AM A MESSAGE
from,
M16eed
"

NOT AGAIN

"dear ikethegeneric

why r u a faty

love not-faty"

I am not.

"Dear IkeTheGeneric,
cnai b doge"

No, you cannot.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Bump!

"dear ikethegeneric

explain to me the meaning of the color red

love
cigarettegetfaic"

Sausage.

"Dear IkeTheGeneric,

There's a ladybug on my desk. What do?

Love, TheLegomaster"

Extreme Amish sodomy.

"Dear santa.
Today i want a life for christmas.
i also want a million dollars.
i hope you give me what i want for christmas.
Love, Trymos.
"

Only in your dreams.

"dar faty,

i hope u burn in hell u peice of living stuff.

love,
tango <3"

How nice!

[Tango]

lolwut

mine's the same size and i'm only 5'9"

so um

what does this mean.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Dear IkeTheGeneric,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Love,
Flaccid Placid the Senior"

Not in our lifetime!

[IkeTheGeneric]

Woo more mail!

"Dear Ike,
r u god

luv,
   Nasoa"

No, I am not, sadly.

"forget monday gorilla stuff in my butt

love twentefreak"

Okay!

"Dear Ike,
When I grow up, I wanna create a cool game called Balls and Nuts.

Would you care to be one of my testers?

Sincerely,
   Trogwhore"

Maybe...Yes.

dear generic ike

i am spaceship WOOOOOOOSSSHHHHH



i'm flying into the sun now

byeeee

Holy forget!!!!!!