A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Supersylox]

2:40
Blockhead steals Badspot's car, goes to a mechanical store, buys a wrench, and goes home to hit his computer with it and hopes theres a problem with the eventing.

[Ad Bot]

[Devo]

4:00
Blockhead notices that in order for this to work, he needs to turn Blockland on.

[Blocki]

4:01
Suddenly the wrench worked, he used it the wrong way around.
Blockhead notices the copmuter has 2,000 VCE events and has no idea what to do now.

[Supersylox]

4:10 Blockhead tries opening Blockland and ends up opening a child research site

[LawtyLawt]

4:20
Chris Hansen: Have a seat please.

[Blocki]

4:20:01
The virus scanner gives a alert message and closes Blockheads research site

Blockhead starts to cry

[Devo]

4:30
Blockhead1000000 looks at more child research.

[Blocki]

4:30:01
The virus scanner gives a new alert message and closes the 2nd research site.
Blockhead rages and throws his computer through the closed window.

[Ninja guy]

4:31

Chris hansen enters the room. Blockhead knows what he has done, but cannot prevent it now.
"So why were you looking at child research" said Chris
   "idk" mumbled Blockhead
"This time things will be different. This time..."

Chris began to transform, he became CHRISHEAD, CHRISHEAD is now Blockhead1000000's lifelong companion.

4:35

Chrishead and Blockhead pick up hookers in their Cadillac.

[Legodude77]

4:36
Blockhead betrays Chrishead and shoots him the head.

I guess you could say he was

*shades*

headless.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH H

[Name is Unavailable]

4:37
Blockhead downloads a failbinned addon and uses it.

[The Corporation]

4:38
Blockhead's ass begins to turn inside out as soon as he finishes downloading the addon.
Turns out the addon was a probability core, meaning that everything will happen.
His eye turns into a hooker.
His arm turns into a M16
His face become Me Gusta
His balls fall off
Blockhead100000000 becomes blockhead-asdf


The end of the world is near....

[Deoxys And One Noob]

7:00 AM

Blockhead wakes up from his horrible nightmare

[LawtyLawt]

7:00 AM

Blockhead wakes up from his horrible nightmare

7:00:01
Blockhead now has tits and a vag.

[Blocki]

7:00:01
Blockhead now has tits and a vag.

9:45
Blockhead notices that he had a nightmare in a nighmare.
He asks himself why he is on a lonely island and only water around him.