Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 35082 times)

2:05
Blockhead gets up and masterbaits.


2:10

Blockhead finishes masturbating. The jizz covers his room in a silky stream, badspot walks in.

2:30 Blockhead realizes his mistake, and prays to God for helo. Blockhead then goes mad and shoots his house down with his homing rocket


3:00 blockhead eats badspot

3:01 he burps after that delicious meal and goes for his desert ephialtes.

3:02
Blockhead decides to dine on ice cream rather than Ephialtes.

3:03
Blockhead finds out that he's eating the ice cream off a naked chick.
Hote.
Or should I say, cold.

3:03:05 Blockhead realizes he is lactose intolerant.
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3:02
Blockhead goes back in time and slaps himself for being lactose intolerent.

3:02:02
Blockhead realizes his time machine is gone!

3:01:59
Blockhead slaps himself in the face again for forgetting the time machine.

12:01 12/21/12.

The end of the world was true. Everything bad that could happen, happens. Blockhead is now running for his life from earthquakes, floods, and volcanic eruptions. Trying, desperately trying, to get to the so called "space ships." Jumping into his car, he starts driving to the nearest air port, when all of the sudden, the ground starts to open up in front of him. Blockhead jumps out of his car and watches it fall into the ravine. "Now what?" he says to himself.

12:01 12/21/12.

The end of the world was true. Everything bad that could happen, happens. Blockhead is now running for his life from earthquakes, floods, and volcanic eruptions. Trying, desperately trying, to get to the so called "space ships." Jumping into his car, he starts driving to the nearest air port, when all of the sudden, the ground starts to open up in front of him. Blockhead jumps out of his car and watches it fall into the ravine. "Now what?" he says to himself.

2012 movie?
12:21:12 12/21/12
Blockhead runs for the airport, and hi-jacks a plane.