Author Topic: Not Gonna Do an all Nighter (Read 1202 times)

Just do the opposite of what I'm doing. Not sleeping.

Real men injure themselves unintentionally, then prolong healing by staying up all night playing video games and furiously masturbating!

You know...MANLY MEN!

Clone v.117 · November 05, 2011, 07:27:57 AM

Step 1. Get naked and cover yourself in lube
Step 2. Hide in an alleyway and await passing children
Step 3. When said children arrive, grab them and rub your slippery, naked body all over them
Step 4. Make toast
Step 5. Sleep

I hope you enjoyed my hao2sleep tutorial!

Mr.jacksaunt · November 05, 2011, 08:44:22 AM

Quote from: Clone v.117 on November 05, 2011, 07:27:57 AM

Step 1. Get naked and cover yourself in lube
Step 2. Hide in an alleyway and await passing children
Step 3. When said children arrive, grab them and rub your slippery, naked body all over them
Step 4. Make toast
Step 5. Sleep

I hope you enjoyed my hao2sleep tutorial!

Quote from: Raeyok on November 05, 2011, 01:14:25 AM

*shudders*

Mr Man · November 05, 2011, 02:45:29 PM

SlayerZ99 · November 05, 2011, 02:48:03 PM

Ever year when my friend falls asleep we do something to him
2 years ago we did the old shaving cream thing
we tickled his nose and he put his hand in his arm pit

the year after that my friend won tons of Hershey kisses so we just threw them at my friend

this year we put a little kitten on him who was always very hyper and attack you