Last time when he went to Iraq
he said that mortars were fired on the base and hit the cafeteria
he said they killed the watermelons
then they would send out helicopters to look
he said that the terrorists would actually freeze the mortars in ice so they could leave the area then it would launch
picture of my dad in "Operation Soccer Ball" last year in Iraq

they went into small villages and gave some stuff to kids like soccer balls and baseballs and stuff
EDIT: Oh yea, the mustache is from a mustache growing contest