The BLOCKLAND Forum is now Walmart! (an RP thread)

[blocknight]

* blocknight ends up on the roof of the store

[Ad Bot]

[Timezbrick]

* Portal becomes bigger and sucks up even more

[The Titanium]

* The Titanium becomes a God Tier HERO OF ROCKETS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY WRATH NOW BIPCH

[DontCare4Free]

* Portal sucks up The Titanium.

[Man 2]

*  Man 2 begins a chaotic spiral into manic depression as he realizes his whole world is slowly falling apart.

*  Man 2 buys three feet of rope.

[Legodude77]

* Legodude77 locks self inside phone display for safety from the portal.

[plad101]

*  Eats Man 2

[Piarre]

* Piarre walks into the store and browses the snack aisle.

[stuntman021]

* Stuntman destroys local ecosystems, fakes employee hours to avoid paying overtime, then denies someone a promotion due to their race

[plad101]

*  Plad sells Piarre some Pizzas

[blocknight]

* blocknight grabs a portal gun out of a very convenient box on the roof and shoots it at the portal

[Isjix]

BIG THREAD, I CAN SHMELL IT.

* Isjix gets a 4-way portal device and goes through all 4 portals

[blocknight]

* blocknight accidentally Isjix

[Cucumber!]

* Cucumber eats himself

[blocknight]

* blocknight wonders if Cucumber tastes like cucumber