The BLOCKLAND Forum is now Walmart! (an RP thread)

[TristanLuigi]

Because there is a blue portal in the big portal and an orange portal got sucked in, the loop explodes.
Everything in the loop gets flung across the store. Everyone except blocknight is alive but unconscious; blocknight is alive and still conscious.

* Everybody, conscious or not, is glad this portal crap is over.

* Timerift opens.

GODDAMNIT.

[Ad Bot]

[*FacePalm*]

*Facepalm walks in

Hey guys-

okay what in THE FU

[blocknight]

* blocknight strategically shoots a portal at the wall he is flying toward

* blocknight ends up in the basement of the store

* Just for good measure, blocknight throws his rocket into the portal and closes it.

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi wonders were all this weird portal/timerift crap is coming from. He things there might be a STRANGE CRAP GENERATOR in some place not on the main floor of Walmart, maybe in the basement or something, dunno

/me, while pondering this, walks straight into the time rift.

QUEUE HOMESTUCK INTERMISSION.

[blocknight]

* blocknight finds the STRANGE CRAP GENERATOR; it is churning out one pound of CRAP a second and transporting it to cereal factories all over the world. What does that have to do with portals?

[TristanLuigi]

* blocknight realizes that by crap we don't mean feces, but rather just strange portals and time rifts and dimensions and other very confusing stuff like hydroelectric kilopascel accelergylerators.

* Hydroelectric Kilopascel Accelergylcerator appears.

* TristanLuigi wonders what the hell that even is.

* blocknight ponders the same thing.

This is becoming Homestuck.

* Facepalm hydroelecrically got pascel accelerglycerated!

[dorkdotdan]

* Dorky Dan goes over and blows the stuff out of the Craperator like a boss.

edit:

* Dorky Dan realizes that Tristan is still stuck in some odd void and cares even less than he did before.

[Jerkface]

* Jerkface creates a website to photograph the weird people who shop at BLOCKLAND*

[dorkdotdan]

* Dorky Dan asks for a link to that site.

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi is not in some weird void.

But, that Strange Crap Generator just spewed out all the strange crap in it's inventory when it exploded.

A RESONANCE CASCADIFICATED KILONEWTON PASCELIFICATORINATED GLYCORETHACORBOLITE SPACEO-TEMPORAL PORTALRIFT OF THE ATOMICATOCHEMISTRY PHYSIC RADIOBORGISHMORD forgetIstuff TELEROPAITIC VOIDS APPEARS!

Along with some methanificated hyperhypogenerators.

You know, stuff like that appears.

Oh yeah the Portal from earlier re-appears. Now everything strange is multiplying.

DEFINITIVELY MSPA-REMNISCENT.

A Novoratic Nebula appears.

[blocknight]

* blocknight will donate an image to the site after he finishes fleeing from the black hole created by the Portal Generator's death

[Black and White]

* Black and White walk in

hiya guys what's going on in h-falls through a portal on the floor...

[blocknight]

* Black and White explodes because the portal led to blocknight's rocket

Here's my donated image!
This is our group picture :3

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi runs from the black and white hole but trips on a calculator, and accidentally divides by zero.

GOD DAMNIT.

Half the store's in about 10 different parallel dimensions and 1000 timelines. Alot of them at once too.

[*FacePalm*]

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