The BLOCKLAND Forum is now Walmart! (an RP thread)

[blocknight]

* blocknight escapes from the black hole, ending up in the electronics aisle

* blocknight grabs a toaster

* blocknight runs to a phone and calls the army

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

A megnatistatic elecrowave appears.

* The army comes.

The time-space continuum pops out of the toaster.
Our dimensional fabric has cooked. Literally. In a toaster.

* TristanLuigi eats it.

Mmm. Tastes like poptarts!

[blocknight]

* blocknight thinks about what to do next

[TristanLuigi]

The entire computer aisle is sucked up. A ton of servers qall over the world magically float into the...
Okay, so all the strange crap combined into one...
lets just call it something simple. The Void.
So now the entire Internet is in the void. The internet becomes real.

[blocknight]

* blocknight wonders if he could reset the roleplay

* blocknight managed to flee in some guy's Ford to Antarctica

[*FacePalm*]

Memes n shiz cum out

[TristanLuigi]

The internet has defeated the void!
The void explodes, destroying the entire Wal-Mart.
We would be dead if the MEDIC from TF2 didn't pop out and heal us.

* TristanLuigi wakes up from being knocked out. That damn Titan guy or whatever! That guy with the RPG! He knocked me out. It was all a dream, whew!

Except the Internet is still real but contained in the new aisle, the INTERAISLE!
-From now on, you can buy Internet memes from the InterAisle to fight on your side. Expensive, but it's there.

[Boston Terrier]

* Boston Terrier steals all the dog and cat toys and gives them to his many pets

[blocknight]

* blocknight walks up to the store front

* blocknight enters and grabs a Nerf gun and some bullets from the Toys aisle

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi remembers all the nonsense that happened before the dream. He lols. It was so much more funny than the weird stuff in his dream.

* TristanLuigi runs across the slippery aisle and crashes into Titan.

* TristanLuigi COMMANDS A PAPER TOWEL FORT WAAR!

[blocknight]

* blocknight decides to copy Tokthree's strategy

* blocknight, after calculating which aisle has the most visitors per hour, sets up a deckchair in the middle of said aisle, covers the entire aisle floor with as many various slippery objects as possible, gets a can of Dr. Pepper and sits in the deckchair awaiting the misfortune which is sure to follow.

My plan is convoluted, be quiet

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi built a fkin epic paper towel fort.

* TristanLuigi only needs someone to battle!

MINIGAME: PAPER TOWEL FIGHT

1) Build a fort out of paper towel rools
2) Throw crap at each other's forts!
3)  Whoever's fort falls first looses.
4) If you get hit in the head and knocked out, the thrower is disqualified. But he still gets to draw on you.

[blocknight]

* blocknight falls asleep from waiting

[TristanLuigi]

* TristanLuigi falls asleep from waiting.

For a competetor. Please fight me!

[dorkdotdan]

* Dorky Dan points and laughs at Tristan's stupid stunt. He then purchases a Drivers License even though he's 13.