The doctor was at a meeting and ran late!
doctor help I'm blind what do I do
No need for eyes.
Sell them, make money, buy working eyes.
I've fallen and I can't get up!
You're a zombie. Crawl.
Doctor help! The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma, What do i do?
Rub your head against the wall.
Theres a demon in my mirror that wants to assrape me
Wat do
Tell them there will be no ass today.
MY loving richard FELL OFF.
Duct tape.
I can't feel my torso, what do?
Hit it with a hammer.
An asteroid is close to the earth, what do?
Oh and jacob lee is having a seizure
The asteroid will do nothing. Tell Jacob Lee to look at some illusions.
DOCTOR
I CANT STACK ALL OF THESE CHAIRS
WHAT EVER WILL I DOOOOO?
Kick the chairs and yell at them.
DOKTOR, EYE YAM BULLETPROOF!
Good work Heavy!
My snake is bleeding! I cut it on a tuna jar while masturbating!
Duct tape.