Author Topic: DOCTOR KOBEWARRIOR  (Read 19040 times)

All right!
Looks down.

MY snake IS BIGGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE BUTTloving HEAD

MY snake IS BIGGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE BUTTloving HEAD
Calm down sir.
I'm afraid you're going to have to exit the building.

*After 3 days the paralyzed robot is now property of the hospital, used as a stand for saline bags*

i hope you're kidding.
I know wtf I'm talking about.
I have a theoretical degree in physics and that is enough for me to deem you a handicap.
I could write a well worded essay on why they are not the same but the effort would be wasted so a simple no would be the best way to put it.
Back at ya ;)

Doctor, I killed Gman at the beginning cutscene of HL2, and now the game won't go on. Wat do?

[honesty]My right testicle hurts like a bitch.[/honesty]

Doctor, I killed Gman at the beginning cutscene of HL2, and now the game won't go on. Wat do?
Wait for episode 3.

[honesty]My right testicle hurts like a bitch.[/honesty]
Smash the left testicle.


I sat down funny and squished my left testicle. Now my toe hurts. Wat do?
what a tweeest!

I used a bear claw to slowly and painfully cut my snake off. There were several frogs sitting next to me. What do I do.


I'm a dragon

wat do
Learn to control the fire within.

I sat down funny and squished my left testicle. Now my toe hurts. Wat do?
Kick your toe against something to make sure it's fine.

I used a bear claw to slowly and painfully cut my snake off. There were several frogs sitting next to me. What do I do.
Duct tape it back on.

HALP
Stop fapping to Megaman characters ASAP!

I kicked the wall, there was a loud creaking noise and it collapsed and crushed me. Only my head is exposed. And I have a headache. Wat do?

I wont listen to a doctor that watches MLP

I kicked the wall, there was a loud creaking noise and it collapsed and crushed me. Only my head is exposed. And I have a headache. Wat do?
Painkillers.

I wont listen to a doctor that watches MLP
Hey, that's your decision.
I've been in this business for one day and currently a successful doctor with a bunch of healthy patients!