DOCTOR KOBEWARRIOR

[Becquerel]

DOCTOR! MY BLEEDING IS snake!
DOCTOR! IM A ZOMBIE!
DOCTOR! WHY IS THERE A GIRL NAKED ON TOP OF ME?
DOCTOR! WHY AM I GOING TO YOU?

[Ad Bot]

[Littledude]

I cut my snake masturbating with a tuna jar.

[Qwepir]

My stomach is constantly unstable and I have been in a state of intense nausea since waking up 20 minutes ago. In addition, there is some form of fluid buildup in my throat that has been going on for the past month or two which I have to keep coughing up to get rid of.

[Supreme Guy]

Help! I suddenly have thin cone-like blades coming out of my wrist band!

Do I have an STD?

[Comatose]

Help, doctor, I think I may be a homoloveual!

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

My vagina has an inflamation...

watdo

[Gojira]

help
i blew up
wat do

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

help
i blew up
wat do

I want to help with this one c:

Did you happen to find any diamond when you blew up and here a small SSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss before you asploded?

[Gojira]

I want to help with this one c:

Did you happen to find any diamond when you blew up and here a small SSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss before you asploded?

no
i'm not playing minecraft
and now there are limbs all over the place
HELPP

[Barakuda]

Doctor I have aids.

vat 2 do

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I find furries attractive wat do

[plad101]

DOCTOR CHARGE ME!

Im plaid what do?

[KoopaScooper]

DOCTOR, CAN YOU DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB?

[TheLegomaster]

Computer overheated, hole burned in motherboard. wat do

[Barakuda]

Computer overheated, hole burned in wall. wat do