Back at my office and ready!
oh...I just ate that...now I've got gas... what now???
Eat the gas.
DOCTOR! WHY AM I GOING TO YOU?
Because I am a professional!
I cut my snake masturbating with a tuna jar.
Duct tape.
My stomach is constantly unstable and I have been in a state of intense nausea since waking up 20 minutes ago. In addition, there is some form of fluid buildup in my throat that has been going on for the past month or two which I have to keep coughing up to get rid of.
Eat something.
Help! I suddenly have thin cone-like blades coming out of my wrist band!
Do I have an STD?
Yes.
Help, doctor, I think I may be a homoloveual!
Funny... One of the patients recently had the same problem.
My vagina has an inflamation...
watdo
Hammer.
help
i blew up
wat do
Still have access to your hands? You are now a Lego minifig. Build yourself together.
Doctor I have aids.
vat 2 do
Nothing at all sir.
I find furries attractive wat do
Tap one.
Im plaid what do?
Nothing.
DOCTOR, CAN YOU DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB?
Sorry but no.
I died.
what do.
You will be reborn.
