Author Topic: DOCTOR KOBEWARRIOR (Read 19124 times)

Firecycle · November 14, 2011, 10:44:12 PM

Oh, good. In the mean time, should I be worried about the blood I'm coughing up?

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Kobewarrior · November 14, 2011, 10:44:52 PM

Oh, good. In the mean time, should I be worried about the blood I'm coughing up?

Er- Yes!
To prevent this, I'll need to duct tape your mouth closed to prevent coughing.

Firecycle · November 14, 2011, 10:45:46 PM

I think I just coughed up a lung, is that bad?

Trogtor · November 14, 2011, 10:46:05 PM

you are a doctor, do your loving job, don't tell people what to do, cigarette

*FacePalm* · November 14, 2011, 10:46:38 PM

DOCTOR
i broke my leg in a very asfdsady way
it now has 5 joints

Is that bad?

Black and White · November 14, 2011, 10:50:39 PM

DOCTOR
i broke my leg in a very asfdsady way
it now has 5 joints

Is that bad?

I told you we all die...

edit: ohdangit face

Kobewarrior · November 14, 2011, 10:51:34 PM

I think I just coughed up a lung, is that bad?

We're making you a new one.

you are a doctor, do your loving job, don't tell people what to do, cigarette

Leave the building please.

DOCTOR
i broke my leg in a very asfdsady way
it now has 5 joints

Is that bad?

Yes. Let me just add a melted iron and duct tape replacement bone in there.

Mushroom man · November 14, 2011, 10:52:25 PM

I shot my brother and I think he's badly hurt, but more importantly, I got a cut on my palm. Wat do?

*FacePalm* · November 14, 2011, 10:52:46 PM

cna b biyoneec nao

Firecycle · November 14, 2011, 10:53:06 PM

I think I'm starting to feel the effects of internal bleeding and blood poisoning.

Qwepir · November 14, 2011, 10:55:33 PM

Wait a minute...

I'm not sure I want your help, doctor.

*FacePalm* · November 14, 2011, 10:55:43 PM

I shot my brother and I think he's badly hurt, but more importantly, I got a cut on my palm. Wat do?

Atleast you didn't get one on your face

Kobewarrior · November 14, 2011, 10:57:04 PM

I shot my brother and I think he's badly hurt, but more importantly, I got a cut on my palm. Wat do?

I'll just duct tape that wound.

I think I'm starting to feel the effects of internal bleeding and blood poisoning.

We're finished with the replacement gear. Close your eyes, it may hurt A LOT.

Wait a minute...I'm not sure I want your help, doctor.

Alright. Thanks for visiting!

*FacePalm* · November 14, 2011, 10:57:51 PM

AKJLSHJDL

DOCTOR
I BROKE MY ARM WHILE TRYING TO FIX MY BROKEN LEG
WAT DO

Trogtor · November 14, 2011, 10:58:06 PM

I am the Hospital Officer

I just failed my police test due to anger issues. If a patient has a "boo boo" i get too agressive