Author Topic: DOCTOR KOBEWARRIOR (Read 19090 times)

lordician · November 15, 2011, 03:18:46 AM

Doctor, why are you helping those people without medical problems?

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Firecycle · November 15, 2011, 09:55:26 AM

Doctor? My new small intestine is whispering black and evil thoughts into my mind. Is this normal?

Gojira · November 15, 2011, 09:58:42 AM

Quote from: Firecycle on November 15, 2011, 09:55:26 AM

Doctor? My new small intestine is whispering black and evil thoughts into my mind. Is this normal?

Don't worry about it, you'll be fine.

Firecycle · November 15, 2011, 10:09:35 AM

Quote from: Gojira on November 15, 2011, 09:58:42 AM

Don't worry about it, you'll be fine.

Foolish mortal, I have had the deepest secrets of the universe revealed to me. I have been shown the foundation upon which our existence is built, and I have seen it's shattering. That which has been revealed to me can not be comprehended by the week minds of human mortals, you are but insects to me now.

IkeTheGeneric · November 15, 2011, 10:10:18 AM

Quote from: Firecycle on November 15, 2011, 10:09:35 AM

Foolish mortal, I have had the deepest secrets of the universe revealed to me. I have been shown the foundation upon which our existence is built, and I have seen it's shattering. That which has been revealed to me can not be comprehended by the week minds of human mortals, you are but insects to me now.

What ever has been said to you is a lie. The secrets don't exist, everything is a lie slowly dying away.

Firecycle · November 15, 2011, 10:10:25 AM

This is normal, right?

Firecycle · November 15, 2011, 10:11:41 AM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on November 15, 2011, 10:10:18 AM

What ever has been said to you is a lie.

IT IS THE NATURE OF LESSER MINDS TO DISMISS WHAT THEY CAN NOT UNDERSTAND AS LIES. BECAUSE OF THIS YOUR LIFE IS SPARED.

Black and White · November 15, 2011, 11:35:59 AM

Quote from: Firecycle on November 15, 2011, 09:55:26 AM

Doctor? My new small intestine is whispering black and evil thoughts into my mind. Is this normal?

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Yosher · November 15, 2011, 11:38:01 AM

doctor kobe, my head has melted

what do I do

popman98 · November 15, 2011, 11:45:34 AM

Doctor Kobe! My arms fell off! I'm typing this with my feet, let's hope they don

CJwarrior · November 15, 2011, 05:55:17 PM

Quote from: Yosher on November 15, 2011, 11:38:01 AM

doctor kobe, my head has melted

what do I do

We are currently making you a iron head so it doesn't melt off like ice.

Quote from: popman98 on November 15, 2011, 11:45:34 AM

Doctor Kobe! My arms fell off! I'm typing this with my feet, let's hope they don

Duct tape & cover it with iron and let it dry so it wont fall off.

Vegetarian Zombie · November 15, 2011, 06:07:59 PM

Duct tape

CJwarrior · November 15, 2011, 06:09:07 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on November 15, 2011, 06:07:59 PM

Duct tape

Iron.

Kobewarrior · November 15, 2011, 06:15:45 PM

Quote from: lordician on November 15, 2011, 03:18:46 AM

Doctor, why are you helping those people without medical problems?

Quote from: Kobewarrior on November 07, 2011, 02:30:14 AM

Need help?
We can solve those issues! Just reply here and we'll try our best to fix them.

Quote from: Firecycle on November 15, 2011, 10:10:25 AM

This is normal, right?

Actually, no. It appears to be in the second stage. The first stage is normal but he must have mistook it for stage one.
I'll just put this flashing helmet thing to make it go away. Just sit down and relax.

Quote from: Yosher on November 15, 2011, 11:38:01 AM

doctor kobe, my head has melted

what do I do

As CJ gets the iron helmet, I'll duct tape it together.

Quote from: popman98 on November 15, 2011, 11:45:34 AM

Doctor Kobe! My arms fell off! I'm typing this with my feet, let's hope they don

Do not worry!
I've got my duct tape right here!

Vegetarian Zombie · November 15, 2011, 06:16:46 PM

Doctor, what is this... is this blasphemy...? Is this madness!?