write the encyclopedia dramatica in under a minute (game)

[Black and White]

Nah not the encyclopedia but a short story write one in under a minute without looking at what your typng or using backspace the longer and stuffy-er the better


yea I was bored :I

go

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

cat

did i do good? 

[Mega-Bear]

on ce thee was a man named tim and h loved to eat poo! one day he aye sp ,eicj je ex[.lded.

It gets really forgeted up at end because I lost my place.It's supposed to say "One day he ate so much he exploded!"

[VerticalHorizon]

Three men sat down in a pub. One man turns to the other man and says, "It sure is a vbeautifuk night outside, isn't it?" The man turns and slaps the other one so hard he falls from his fbart stool. The third man  turns to the other and says, "
What did you do that for>" the man simply downs his beer and says, "Look, my dad

I didn't know what you meant by, "without looking at what your typing" (without looking at the keyboard or your hands?) so I just closed my eyes. I'm not good at writing when I'm trying to hurry. :(

[Clone v.117]

this guy was walkiung down the street when a bis came anf jit him so he died but actuallyhe was made of clelty

This guy was walking down the street when a bus came and hit him so he died but actually he was made of celery.

Now for a joke!

There was a man,
and he had diabetes.

a pretty cool place, you can always tell which people are gigantic friends when they're offended by it

What?

[captain blue]

a pretty cool place, you can always tell which people are gigantic friends when they're offended by it

[Qwepir]

there once was a man from nantucket
who put all of his cash in a bucket
when the banks all went under
from a mortgaging blunder
he said "ha ha y'all can suck it"

[Mega-Bear]

so I just closed my eyes.

Me too :o

[Supreme Guy]

Victory vensen ins a 24 year old nmaekele prostitute with a joystick for a finger and a n exrteme liking for anakin skywalker
one day he was spraying ants and accidentaly  sneezed out his own snake replacing it with a calculator.

The funny thing though is that he smells like deoderatn

[Yosher]

"These loving furry hating trolls are the cancer!! I'm tired of simply ignoring them!! I am going to FIGHT BACK!! no longer will I Simply block them! this is a war!! one that was forced on us, but one we must fight!! and WIN!! Ignoring them won't stop them, It's time to FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!! show them how it feels to be constantly harrassed!! they say hate begets hate, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!"

Saw that somewhere on the main page...

[Jetlok]

Ed
HUG Plceaw osf pile fo stuff thats stuffs ise at
roosterS
snakees 44 ru for loving
WIMMIN
vaginas abd cookisngs uasless
BORCAKLDN
ock roosters teeen NAAGSTSSTTTTTT
MEMES
gay fhis ttooo mAINSTREAM
MORE MEMES
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa y
4CHAN
huge place of derp fauck stuff rooster tity boob0

it's like that because I tried to get as much in as possible  
I didn't do what the OP said because this is funner >_>

[Comatose]

Once upon a time there was an anti-social squeeiwl  WHO PUNCH YOU IN YJE DIY.

[Sulfate]

once there was a motherforgeter who looked like a bitch so I shot him and then ate a tasty burger

the end

[Deadzone]

          -The Little Sock that could-

Once in a land, near the middle drawer, there lived a little sock.

he was a very ha[[y spcl. wotjiut a care in the world, till one day.

A ,eam, amgry plaid sock came out from under the dresser, and told the little sock to forget off.
So the little sock took 10 Viagra pills, and forgeted that bitch silly.

The end.

[TheKhoz]

encyclopedia dramatic: the best thing ever. That is how we know about lemon party, and 3 girlds 1 cup! It informs us that we've been meatspinned or rick roll'd. It lests us live our lives in full view of the crap that scares us.

weeeeoooo