Some kid wants to fight me, should I?

[(Fallen)]

It depends on the situation, your peers and the possible outcome.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

If he is a little bitch and you can win, do it.
Whatever you do don't use any ball moves if you want to live.

[Hiiro326]

If he is a little bitch and you can win, do it.
Whatever you do don't use any ball moves if you want to live.

Wrong. Be cheap. If you're fighting for your body or what you believe in you should never take the "honorable" route. You must win or you will be hurt.

[Skorpion]

If he tries to attack you, trip him up or show him up without actually causing injury (Unless the dumb forget sprains an ankle when you trip him)

[Night Fox]

Unfortunately for everyone, we humans have a fighting instinct....

no, just like every other animal, it's instinctual to defend ourselves, not to be violent
if he hits you, go ahead and do something
otherwise calm your tits and deal with his words

[Lando The Climber]

Post a picture from Facebook or something so the cigarette-o-meter can do its thing.

[Bopizku]

Poke him in the eyes a bunch of times until he reaches for his face. Once he does, start kicking him in the nuts. Once he reaches for his nuts, poke him in the eyes again. Repeat.

Oh, and yell this:

"Eyes! Eyes! Eyes! Eyes! Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!"

[Clone v.117]

Wrong. Be cheap. If you're fighting for your body or what you believe in you should never take the "honorable" route. You must win or you will be hurt.

Why does everyone think that hitting someone in the balls will make you win? It will only make things so very much worse.

Let me explain it again, if i was fighting someone and they kicked me in the balls i would either go loving crazy and tear their arms off or if it DID SOMEHOW (it wont, ever, to anyone (unless they are a massive pusillanimous individual)) be enough to cripple me so they could run away, the next time i saw them their face would be smashed.

This is what will happen, they would have fought you but not fully serious, but if you ball hit they will fight you more but loving crazy and possibly with more people.
If you think its a good idea you're loving stupid.

[Frostbyte]

Well normally I'd say no but this friend is just gonna go on and on the rest of the year. just kick his ass and put him in his place, but do it fairly not the cheap kick to the balls method "tough kids" always do. Being cheap just makes you look like an idiot.

[Clone v.117]

Well normally I'd say no but this friend is just gonna go on and on the rest of the year. just kick his ass and put him in his place, but do it fairly not the cheap kick to the balls method "tough kids" always do. Being cheap just makes you look like an idiot.

Also you die.

[Frostbyte]

Also you die.

Yup, heck one of my buddies got a lacrosse ball to his groin, thank god he had his jock on :I