Poll

Police have broken down your door!

Respond calmly, maybe with tea or have a discussion
39 (25.2%)
Ask for a search warrant
21 (13.5%)
OH GOD HIDE THE research/DRUGS
21 (13.5%)
loveual fantasy goes here
14 (9%)
FUK U GUIS IM RAMBO BOOMBOOMBOOM PEWPEPWPEW
32 (20.6%)
weird mind bending confusing stuff
16 (10.3%)
Get the forget out.
12 (7.7%)

Total Members Voted: 155

Author Topic: ALL OF A SUDDEN, SWAT BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR  (Read 5350 times)

Break down the SWAT. Obviously.

I'd have them for tea and calmly nail the door back in place. We'd discuss politics and gossip about pop culture.


Ask if they have a search warrant.

HADOKEN








the door back together

sit in my comfy chair with my laptop going "wtf guise wat u doin"

"OH GOD WHAT THE forget"

Tell them they are being arrested.

Give each and everyone love and hugs~

Wait I got a better one.
I would hastily toss my laptop on the floor, and when they look at it they'll see "swat cops are awesome"

then I make my getaway

he went that away >>>>>>

Throw a door at them and scream "REVENGE BITCH"
Then do the truffle shuffle

FUK U IM RAMBO PEWEPEWPEWPEWPEP BAMABAMBAMBAM

Throw a door at them and scream "REVENGE BITCH"
Then do the truffle shuffle

*infinite ammo and bullet-proof skin cheat codes activated*

So... *loads AK 47* we meet again....