Should I beat up this girl at school? (ITT: Rights of beating women!)

[Kevdude]

When will you guys talk to a girl let alone get into a fight to the death with one?

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[Trogtor]

WOMEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RBYgEZqrJs

loving BEWARE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

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[Funkadelic]

Absorbing force and then giving out the same force, what?

She's fat

[Frontrox]

And if you dont attack back, they'll think you're weak and afraid of them and probably do it again

You must live in 'da hood'

You do realize that the person attacking you won't stop until you subdue them by hurting them?

They wont stop until they are forced to stop.

Grab hands
Bring to ground
Hold
???????????
Profit.

[Ningyou]

I find it stupid how men are not allowed to beat women but women can beat men. I mean I get the whole idea of men being the stronger love but it still kind of sounds wrong to me.

[Tokthree]

Absorbing force and then giving out the same force, what?

Law of physics, equal and opposite force.
It states that for every force there is an equal force in the opposite direction, like walking into a lamppost for instance, it only hurts because the object applied the same force you applied to it when you walked into it

[.::Taboo::.]

When will you guys talk to a girl let alone get into a fight to the death with one?

hello i am married and logically have female students (they're fortunately all pretty darn smart though so it's okay)

obviously when you are attacked you must screech like a banshee as loudly as possible, simultaneously calling for help and subduing your attacker (hopefully)

And if you dont attack back, they'll think you're weak and afraid of them and probably do it again

i didn't know breaking an arm was weak

[Aces]

Since you probably won't I suggest just telling her to shut up and going on with your life.

I couldn't do that, though, I never get in trouble with students.

I find it stupid how men are not allowed to beat women but women can beat men. I mean I get the whole idea of men being the stronger love but it still kind of sounds wrong to me.

This.

[otto-san]

She's fat

Law of physics, equal and opposite force.
It states that for every force there is an equal force in the opposite direction, like walking into a lamppost for instance, it only hurts because the object applied the same force you applied to it when you walked into it

'absorb' implies the force is diminished completely by an object in my mind

[Lørd Tøny]

Grab hands
Bring to ground
Hold
???????????
Profit.

Girl screams rape fire.
Everyone comes running.
Everyone kicks your ass.
???????????
Profit.

[Frontrox]

Girl screams rape fire.
Everyone comes running.
Everyone kicks your ass.

Beat her up
Girl screams rape
Everyone comes running
Everyone kicks your ass

[Kevdude]

hello i am married and logically have female students (they're fortunately all pretty darn smart though so it's okay)

We all know this isn't true

obviously when you are attacked you must screech like a banshee as loudly as possible, simultaneously calling for help and subduing your attacker (hopefully)

I recognize fighting back is a good idea, but Trog here is starting stuff, he's not fighting back

[Tokthree]

'absorb' implies the force is diminished completely by an object in my mind

Yeah, the force will be absorbed on their end, but the fat will still apply the same amount of force back to you.
Basically you're the only one who will get hurt by the force you applied

[Lørd Tøny]

Beat her up
Girl screams rape
Everyone comes running
Everyone kicks your ass

She would be too upset from the rage of being hit she won't think about screaming rape.

[Frontrox]

She would be too upset from the rage of being hit she won't think about screaming rape.

Haha, I'm just going to assume you've never met a women before.