there are many'a positive things you can do with awkward boners at school!
make that boring math class exciting and sticky!
show that you're brave and proud of your stiffies!
add your own special sauce to your lunch!
glue in those bottle things? why use bottleglue when you have your own, more convenient glue?!
use it to ask that special lady out to the dance!
poke girls!
poke guys!
all of these splendid things (and more!) can happen when you t- wait what the forget am I doing.