My twin test-tube brother.. we are 23 now!
You were always the friendliest person I knew:

In our spare time, we would find kompressor and hunt for
the big one:

I was even there when your skin fell off! Remember how terrified you were?

That was just the beginning. Then you caught the zombie infection and ate yourself:

But since I couldn't have just left you like that I saved your heart!:

And your brain....:

And had them surgicaly implanted in this creep bear:

I know it was risky, and now you like to stalk and molest... but you had to see you're 23rd no matter the circumstance! Happy Birthday!