Author Topic: We all ready to die...again?  (Read 975 times)

a nutcase in prison in Utah (oh forget my state) just released an apocalypse prediction :V
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Jeffs' apparent prophecies included tsunamis on the East Coast and in Seattle and earthquakes and volcanoes in Utah and Arizona. He also says that Idaho "shall be as a melting fire."

Attorney general's spokesman Paul Murphy says Jeffs is suggesting the calamities are God's revenge for putting the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints leader behind bars.

Jeffs has made predictions of doom before, including the end of the world, but none have come true.

Ah ha ha...

Jehovah's whiteness.

Heretics, but friendly ones.


Watch as he misfires his prediction again


We only get to live ~70-80 years out of the technically infinite amount of time possibly, and who knows, time and space could break one day or something.

But that's an extremely insignificant amount of time to reside on Earth, and unless I'm destined to become famous and make a name for myself and my family, I could care less If I had to die tomorrow. I live day by day.

I hope when we die though we come out of this ultra-hightech machine and it turns out we were just playing a "game" of Earth Life and we then go back to living in our futuristic time in some far-away place that doesn't resemble Earth in any way and we're actually a race of extremely intelligent and sophisticated robots anmd instead of physical weapons we use some sort of mind-altering internal device that can destroy worlds from a medium we can't even comprehend.

And dubstep weapon cannons

O_O
« Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 10:19:47 AM by Messes »

We only get to live ~70-80 years out of the technically infinite amount of time possibly, and who knows, time and space could break one day or something.

But that's an extremely insignificant amount of time to reside on Earth, and unless I'm destined to become famous and make a name for myself and my family, I could care less If I had to die tomorrow. I live day by day.

I hope when we die though we come out of this ultra-hightech machine and it turns out we were just playing a "game" of Earth Life and we then go back to living in our futuristic time in some far-away place that doesn't resemble Earth in any way and we're actually a race of extremely intelligent and sophisticated robots anmd instead of physical weapons we use some sort of mind-altering internal device that can destroy worlds from a medium we can't even comprehend.

And dubstep weapon cannons

O_O
Only one way to figure out.

Ha ha, yeah no. Not going to happen.

More likely that a space ninja zombie will come from underground and kill us all with lovey disco moves.

More likely that a space ninja zombie will come from underground and kill us all with lovey disco moves.
I think a shark attack would happen before this happens to you.

I think a shark attack would happen before this happens to you.
But I'm land locked.


And apparently Texas will turn into a melting pot of friendship.

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Jeffs has made predictions of doom before, including the end of the world, but none have come true.