Author Topic: The US Congress apparently deemed pizza a vegetable.  (Read 1370 times)


saw this on my tumblr this morning

I heard about this yesterday, I've been laughing a good bit because of this.

pizza hut is my favorite produce market

Saw this yesterday.

The frozen pizza and potato industries are some of the biggest players in Washington right after Associated Milk Producers Incorporated.

The internet needs censorship and pizza is a vegetable.
Be proud of your government and give them a large part of your income.

pizza hut is my favorite produce market
I just stole this and made it my facebook status.


not PIZZA
the sauce ON the pizza




handicaps.

Because for school lunches they are required to serve a vegetable. Because pizza contains tomato sauce, it qualifies. Ketchup has qualified since forever.

I just stole this and made it my facebook status.

im calling the state representatives on your ass

im calling the state representatives on your ass
They'd probably ban vegetable-related statements.
not PIZZA
the sauce ON the pizza




handicaps.
I'm pretty sure the crust takes up more of the pizza than the sauce.


They'd probably ban vegetable-related statements.

I regret the call I made

I was arrested with vegtablecide of the second degree

I'm pretty sure the crust takes up more of the pizza than the sauce.
The percentage doesn't matter, the point is that it has sauce and they need to count the sauce as a vegetable for school lunches.