Author Topic: The US Congress apparently deemed pizza a vegetable.  (Read 1360 times)

I'm pretty sure the crust takes up more of the pizza than the sauce.

i looked long and hard for your point, but i couldnt find it.

ottosparks: you know what Congress did?
Armageddon (2): ?
ottosparks: they officialy deemed pizza a vegetable
ottosparks: what
ottosparks: the
ottosparks: i dont
Armageddon (2): what
ottosparks: what in thunder
Armageddon (2): no way
ottosparks: are they even
ottosparks: lol
Armageddon (2): pizza is a vegtable now?
ottosparks: apparently
ottosparks: LOL
Armageddon (2): :I
Armageddon (2): funny how
Armageddon (2): pizza isnt one food
Armageddon (2): well
Armageddon (2): you cant grow pizza out of the ground lol
Armageddon (2): there is multiple vegtables and nonvegtables on pizza
Armageddon (2): so
ottosparks: i dont get why they even
ottosparks: lol
Armageddon (2): a sausage pizza is a vegtable?
Armageddon (2): a steak pizza is a vegtable
ottosparks: lol
Armageddon (2): now vegetarians can eat pizza
ottosparks: well think of it this way
ottosparks: if you eliminate tomatos
ottosparks: cheese
ottosparks: and most toppings
ottosparks: i guess
ottosparks: it's
ottosparks: wait
ottosparks: is wheat a vegetable
ottosparks: i dont think so
ottosparks: it's a grain
ottosparks: nevermind
Armageddon (2): tomatos are vegtables
ottosparks: nej
ottosparks: fruit
Armageddon (2): what
Armageddon (2): they are vegetablsss
Armageddon (2): tomato arent fruit
Armageddon (2): no hway
ottosparks: yeah
ottosparks: they're fruit
Armageddon (2): o
Armageddon (2): pizza isnt a loving vegetable
ottosparks: no
ottosparks: PIZAZ
Armageddon (2): congress are loving stupid mondays
ottosparks: DOES NOT
ottosparks: COME
ottosparks: FROM
ottosparks: FLOWERS
ottosparks: oh
ottosparks: i  mean
ottosparks: not from
ottosparks: ahem
ottosparks: other
ottosparks: stuff
ottosparks: the groun
ottosparks: dd
Armageddon (2): pizza grows on trees i guess
Armageddon (2): and out of the ground
ottosparks: everyone knows
Armageddon (2): and from bushes
ottosparks: pizza
ottosparks: is a fruit
ottosparks: derp
Armageddon (2): WHAT
Armageddon (2): PIZZA ISNT A FRUIT EITHER
Armageddon (2): PIZZA IS PIZZA
ottosparks: um havent u evr seen a pizza flowr
Armageddon (2): IT DONT GO IN A CERTAIN PLACE
Armageddon (2): dude
Armageddon (2): i have seen a pizza flower
Armageddon (2): i planted one during the summer
Armageddon (2): its still growing
Armageddon (2): takes years to grow pizza
ottosparks: c
ottosparks: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3374/3260539147_a47e474b6a_m.jpg
ottosparks: thats what it looks like when in blossom
Armageddon (2): LINKSHORTEN
ottosparks: ohman
ottosparks: that's the rare kind
Armageddon (2): pizza flower has long link
Armageddon (2): lololol
Armageddon (2): thats actually
Armageddon (2): a picture of my pizza flower i planted
Armageddon (2): almost ready to harvest

^whole conversation could have been avoided if you would have got your facts straight. they didnt say pizza was a vegetable, they said TOMATO sauce qualified as a vegetable for the purposes of school lunch.

...wait a minute. tomatoes aren't even vegetables.

...wait a minute. tomatoes aren't even vegetables.
hmmmm. inteeresttinggg. lol.

...wait a minute. tomatoes aren't even vegetables.
But they have the same nutritional value as one. So they count.

...wait a minute. tomatoes aren't even vegetables.

They're what you interpret them as.

The congress believes they're vegetables. Let's not start a civil war about what tomatoes are, please.

brb making tomato war thread :cookieMonster:

^whole conversation could have been avoided if you would have got your facts straight. they didnt say pizza was a vegetable, they said TOMATO sauce qualified as a vegetable for the purposes of school lunch.
ok


but tomatoes are fruits :(

Lol this reminds me of Wall-e...

^whole conversation could have been avoided if you would have got your facts straight. they didnt say pizza was a vegetable, they said TOMATO sauce qualified as a vegetable for the purposes of school lunch.
...wait a minute. tomatoes aren't even vegetables.
Exactly what I thought