DeadCold
-TWC-
Chapter - 2
*Shanny and John had been walking though the blizzard for 1 hour*
John: How much longer till we get back shan?
Shanny: I don't know! Its got to be close by!
John: It better be! I'm loving cold!!!
Shanny: Yeah no stuff!
*Shanny trips over a rock, sending powdery snow back into Johns face*
John: What the hell!
Shanny: Shut up! I tripped!
*they had finaly reached their camp, John Sprinted into his ice mansion, and shanny carefully walked towards her igloo*
John: DID YOU FIX THAT DAMN TRANSMITTER YET?!?!
Shanny: WHAT?
John: I SAID DID YOU FIX THA-
Shanny: WHAAAT?
*John walks up to Shanny and yells in her face*
John: DID YOU FIX THE MOTHER loving DAMN TRANSMITTER YET?
*Shanny Glares at John*
ShannyWhis: Im gunna punch you in the Face!
*Shanny Clenches her fist and Thrusts it into Johns forehead*
*John falls over in pain*
John: OW loving PIECE OF DAMN stuff IN A PIE!
Shanny: starfish
*John gets up and walks back to his ice mansion*
*When John gets to the entrance he yells*
John: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf orget!
*Shanny giggles*
The Next Day
*John walks outside and the wind had calmed down, the snow had stopped and his forehead stopped hurting*
*Shanny walks out of her igloo and says*
Shanny: Sleep well last night? >:)
John: forget off shan.
Shanny: I fixed the transmitter last night, but it froze.
John: put it by a fire.
Shanny: yeah no loving duh captain obvious.
John: :C not cool bra.
Shanny: you want me to punch you again :D?
John: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Shanny: I' Just kidding!
John: *phew*
*An explosion Blasts a small rock and it hits John square in the face*
John: OMGHAXBBQPIZZATRIANGLEforgetC LUSTERPISSstuffPIECAKE!
Shanny: what the hell did you just say?
John: I SAID OMGHAXBBQPIZZATRIANGLYforgetC LUSTERPISSstuffPIECAKE!
Shanny: Oh, I knew that.
*after the transmitter defrosted, John instantly tried to call his mother*
Shanny: Wow kid, Just Wow...
John: What? I haven't talked to her in months
Shanny: I see, What about the military, Wouldn't that be a better idea? You could get a ride in a helicopter.
John: OMG A HELICOPTER? REALLY? OREALLY? REALLY SHANNY? A HELICOPTER?
Shanny: yes a helicopter John! :D
John: I HATE HELICOPTERS YOU BITCH! THEY'RE SO loving LOUD!
*Shanny facepalms*
Shanny: fine call you loving mother! I'm gonna go find something to kill, Want to be a test dummy >:)?
John: No thanks, I'm quite fine as I am!
*After John had called his mother Shanny was calmly walking towards John*
Shanny: John, Lemme call The E-M-P.
John: E.m.p?
Shanny: Elite military police. how'd you not know that?
John: I dunno...
*hours later John hears helicopter blades*
John: Shanny Shanny! Come look! its a helicopter!!!
*Shanny walks out of her igloo*
Shanny: wow...
*The helicopter lowers down and Shanny sees the driver. He had a mask on his face.
He started to take the mask off, it slipped off his face*
who do you think it is?
Post a comment if you have an idea!
