I see none of those whatsoever.
please tell me you're joking.
I'd like to know exactly where it's written down that it's "manly" to shave.
I'd also like to know exactly where it's written down that "older people, regardless of gender, are not supposed to like MLP."
Regardless, congrats Thar. It's funny though, I'm 18 and I haven't shaved once.
He's just another of our reminders that having fun or being different is unacceptable in this community. Instead you have to be a bitter, angry bastard.
also this.