http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5WRPBHPBE#t=3m41s
frontrox, cows, this is going to end bad.
I once milked a pigeon.
Pigeons don't have tits.You can't breastfeed an egg.
pigeon milk
Hand-rearing pigeon squabsThe very high nutrient concentration of pigeon's milk makes it difficult to devise an artificial substitute for hand-rearing squabs. Various proprietary mixes are available. A good home-made mix can be made from equal quantities of dehydrated dried pure soy protein (with no added salt, flavorings, preservatives etc.) and soy-based dairy-free butter-substitute (ordinary dairy butter is not suitable, as young squabs' digestive systems cannot cope with dairy products). This is made into a runny paste with a little water, a tiny crumb of a multivitamin tablet and a tiny pinch of chalk (which is necessary for bone development to avoid splay-leg). The crop should be allowed to empty completely between feedings. With care and gentleness, it is possible to raise a pigeon on this mix from the moment of hatching.[citation needed]
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