So apparently I'm wanted by the FBI

[Thar]

Seems legit to me

[Ad Bot]

[Freeze]

I like how it says it's from the FBI like 4 times in the header

It's a code!
Flipping...
Back...
Ice...

Flipping back ice...?

WAIT

the second letter in each word!
lai

Lazy...
Asian...
Indians...

Oh my god.

[Black and White]

Quick, hide in my basement

Do you have food and internetz down there?

dude you're screwed
meet me at your nearest airport, ill send you to mexico and you will meet Jim
Jim will take it from there, but whatever you do, don't. eat. the mayonaise.

I don't like mayonnaise anyway

CIA
Conspiracy
In
America

...nvm

[Becquerel]

This is better than the Nigerian Prince.

[Freeze]

I'll meet you there.

[Morpheus]

I bought a house from a Nigerian owner and it turned out the house was just a 1,500 piece set of legos.

[e-maxx]

IF YOU SEE ANY BLACK SHEEP IT'S ME I'M HIDING THERE

[Fauly]

i love the excellent grammar and punctuation of this
"i hope you're understand this"

[Morpheus]

i love the excellent grammar and punctuation of this
"i hope you're understand this"

They only misspelled because they are in a hurry to find him.

[Black and White]

i love the excellent grammar and punctuation of this
"i hope you're understand this"

Thats what's so funny it's like "I'm being from the FBI" ...I don't think so buddy

They only misspelled because they are in a hurry to find him.

Don't make me paranoid...er 

[Clone v.117]

I never knew Washington DC was in Nigeria, learn something new every day.

[Black and White]

looking through more of my spam I found the exact same email from Thursday last week lol

[Sulfate]

pretty sure the FBI wouldn't need to use ALLCAPS RAGE to get their point across

still a funny e-mail though

[snot2]

Probably wouldnt be so informal if it was real

[Clone v.117]

I wish i had funny things like this in my spam folder, all i get is competition winnings and viagra ads.
:c

In fact i just checked my spam folder and they said i could win a competition for something like $11389234!!11!
I got the email yesterday, it says the comp ends in january.