So apparently there's some big problem with making our children eat healthy at school because:
Children eat sloppy joes and fries and stuff and get unhealthy.
USDA says No forget you.
Frozen food companies get mad because they can't sell their food any more.
USDA declares pizza to be a vegetable because it's like 10% tomato paste.
Don't beleive me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMXbijt4BQ8Here's the problem though.
A. Pizza itsself isn't a vegetable at all, nor does it have vegetables on it (Unless you order veggie lovers)
B. Tomatos are not vegetables. Tomatos are fruit because of their seeds. Also they grow on vines and I don't think vegetables grow on a vine.
C. Pizza is composed mostly of (IMO) 70% Dough, 20% Cheese, 10% Tomato sauce. That's not enough to be a vegetable, not even to be a fake vegetable.
I call absolute loving bullstuff. Everyone grab your baseball bats and molotovs, we're having another riot.
