discussion on fake Santa Claus

[Aeschylus]

me and my friends Nick and Chase were talking about how gay it was for the fake Santas to have little kids sit on their lap all day and tell them what they want for Christmas.

at one point Nick says "I wanna be one of those when I grow up so when the little kid tells me what they want, I can say 'you're not gonna get that.'"

/discuss fake Santas

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[Brickman]

are they already breaking out the semi-fake santas?

but yeah i'm totally going to steal what your friend said and put it on my bucket list.

[snot2]

santas fake? （ つ Д ｀）

[-Pablo-]

santas fake? （ つ Д ｀）

... No idot....

[Clone v.117]

I prefer real santa.

[Jetlok]

wtf thats santa u richard hes not fake hes RIGT THERE

[brickybob]

wtf thats santa u richard hes not fake hes RIGT THERE

And there
and there
and there
and if you look closely,
there.

[Jerkface]

"I wanna be one of those when I grow up so when the little kid tells me what they want, I can say 'you're not gonna get that.'"

I already do that.

[Bisjac]

you guys are stupid. santa at the mall is real

[Vegetarian Zombie]

you guys are stupid. santa at the mall is real

this

[MyNameIsYou]

You and your friend are just jealous youre to old to sit on his lap anymore 

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You and your friend are just jealous youre to old to sit on his lap anymore 

Now I just sit on my friend's laps and tell THEM I want a pony.

This way, I get them to get a pony from Santa FOR me, and I can put something else on my list!

I AM AN EVIL GENIUS!!!

[ShadowsfeaR]

Omfg y wud u post dis on a forms full of kids?

[Jerkface]

Omfg y wud u post dis on a forms full of kids?

Y'all need to grow up damn it!  Leprechauns are fake too!  Easter Bunny?  More like, FAKE ...Bunny!

Tooth Fairy?  ...well, that one is real.

[Moonlight]

My mum told me he died in a car crash when I was like 5 lol