Author Topic: The worst Official Pokemon Song(s) ever - Hilariously bad, seriously.  (Read 941 times)

The other day, I felt the urge to find some almost decade old Pokemon songs for the sake of nostalgia. I found this official album Pokemon X, although it appeared some were using the different versions than the actual album. I went down the list, and was stopped when I saw "PokeRAP GS." It was bad.

Then I saw "Hoenn PokeRAP." It was loving TERRIBLE. So loving terrible, I wanted to burst out laughing my ass off. I decided to get a YouTube version of it to show people, but it only made it worse: Most YouTube uploads of it actually use an Official Remix of the one I heard, which is somehow even worse. My sides... I now keep this song with me. No matter how depressed I am, this manages to make me laugh. It's so bad, it makes me laugh.

Hoenn Pokerap (Original): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flk-6eIqinE

Hoenn Pokerap (Remix): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-O-W0Lznw

They both remind me of drug addicts. The second one makes me think of a guy going through a drug trip. You hear him entering it near the start, with the loud "Ohhhh! O_O!"



The first version sort of reminds me of Dino Rap by The Whitest Kids U Know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONnIjTQ_YK0

The second version makes me imagine the video of Brad Wong's ending from Dead or Alive 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgGunzlYzA
« Last Edit: November 22, 2011, 04:53:48 PM by MegaScientifical »

are you kidding me the pokeraps were like the best part of the show :(

Holy stuff that is earrape :(

are you kidding me the pokeraps were like the best part of the show :(
Yeah, the original ones. The new ones are terrible...




* BlockoCrafter listens to original for 4 seconds.
Meh, I prefer the "Gotta Catch 'Em All!" song more.


Welp. I'm deaf and blind now. Thank you forums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oawUi9s3ENE

Lol, that's a good one.

everybody polkamon

"Weird Al" Yankovic. Good one, too. He slipped one of his Easter Eggs into the song. He uses 27 in a few songs and music videos. "There's still at least a hundred and twenty seven more!" The number seems randomly chosen until you know the Easter Egg.

Welp. I'm deaf and blind now. Thank you forums.

Wait, why are you blind?

ITS TIME FOR THE POKERAP!!!!

PIKACHU SNORLAX RAICHU ONIX

Pokemon World is a good pallid cleanser if you remember it from when you were little.

* MegaScientifical imagines the guys on stage *